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#1
(also rate the user above you's traumatizing event)

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when i was 5, my dad, who is a medical school professor, got stuck with babysitting me for a day, so he took me to campus. as soon as we arrive, he pawns me off on one of his lowly grad students/lab assistants, and told him to watch me until the end of the day, so my dad can go to his office and read the news paper and stuff (i was quite a handful back in the day)
so the grad student thought it would be funny to bring me to the room where they keep all the cadavers, and lock me in there for ten minutes.
never have i screamed so loud.


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#2
being made fun of in elementary school.

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#3
I had a tube rammed down my throat and had the contents of my stomach sucked out of me... thats how I earned the nickname "tubes"
#4
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air


I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air


O, and tubes... sorry to hear about that. that sux
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#5
one time i got nailed to a cross. but then i was like, check this **** out. and came back a couple days later. they were all like o_O
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#6
Wow TS that is harsh, well mine are: I found my mom cheating on my dad when I was between 4 and 6.
When I was in first grade on mother's day my mom never showed up, which you may say I sound really gay, but I think it's the moment I've cried the most.
A year a go I found out that my dad is not my biological dad.
My mom has been dating this crack head-alcoholic for over ten years, he thinks he has some kind of control over my life my brother and I have fought with him.
Yeah pretty much that's the worst.
And my mom asks why I don't like her.
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#7
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In west philadelfia born and raised


more like failadelphia
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#8
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one time i got nailed to a cross. but then i was like, check this **** out. and came back a couple days later. they were all like o_O



I thought that was your son.
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#9
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more like failadelphia


haha... my bad. i blame the lyrics site
#10
i almost lost the use of my right hand due to a rare complication after a break in my wrist

tis all good now but back then i was like
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery.

But today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.
#11
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I thought that was your son.

You know how controlling parents try to live their childhoods through their kids.


*10 years old, 5 minutes before the bus leaves*

MOM: Sorry, but your father and are are getting a divorce.

Me: But why? *crying*

MOM: Oh yeah and you're moving out of state with me. Say goodbye to your friends today, you're leaving within 2 weeks.

Me: *bawling* But this is So unfair!

MOM: The bus is here, have fun at school!
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#13
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#14
for me it was aquiring my thrid father figure -.- and then waiting by the door all ****ing day on my 16th birthday for that card off my reald dad id been waiting for and wanting for months. it never ****ing came. that ****ed me over alot. dads suck
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#15
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(also rate the user above you's traumatizing event)

searchbar'd and got nothing.. here we go.


when i was 5, my dad, who is a medical school professor, got stuck with babysitting me for a day, so he took me to campus. as soon as we arrive, he pawns me off on one of his lowly grad students/lab assistants, and told him to watch me until the end of the day, so my dad can go to his office and read the news paper and stuff (i was quite a handful back in the day)
so the grad student thought it would be funny to bring me to the room where they keep all the cadavers, and lock me in there for ten minutes.
never have i screamed so loud.


your turn.


I could swear I read an almost identical story on UG before. Anyone else think so?
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Got lost and separated from my parents in Toys 'R' Us
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#20
I was on /b/ for like 4 hours yesterday.


I saw nasty nasty things.
but "unsanitary frog" was pretty funny
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#21
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I thought that was your son.



lol well according to all those crazy christians me and him are the same
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#22
My stepdad died of a massive heart attack while I was asleep on the couch about 10 feet from him.
#23
My girlfriend died in a car crash in December.

And before anyone says I'm lying I don't care what you think, I wish that **** never happened but it did.

Such is life.
#24
When I was 6, me and my dad were coming home from a town fair and he hit a cow that got loose from a farm. I didn't have one scratch on me, my dad had a broken neck and had to get stitches down his arm.
#25
I skidded down a hill on my face after flipping over the handlebars of my bicycle. I passed out, and the next thing I knew my dad was yelling at me to get out of the middle of the road before a car ran over me.
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#26
i was at the baltimore aquarium...
my dad pulled my up and hung me over the balcony of the shark tank ..
i dont think ive ever been to an aquarium ever since..
#27
Luckily nothing too traumatizing has happened to me.

Except:
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#28
Watching the Brave Little Toaster. I'm serious; I've been terrified of clowns ever since.
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And the sidewalk bagatelles, it's like a dream
With the roar of cars and the lulling of the cafe bars,
The sweetly sleeping sweeping of the Seine...
#29
Wow.

I'm sorry to hear some of the stuff in this thread. You guys have my sympathy
#31
I was brought up in Pedophile park for the first 12 years of my life.
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#33
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i was at the baltimore aquarium...
my dad pulled my up and hung me over the balcony of the shark tank ..
i dont think ive ever been to an aquarium ever since..


he didn't.... drop you.. did he?
#34
One night my brother had been snorting drugs (Coke I think). He started falling around the house at 3 a.m. knocking stuff over. He woke up my mum and so I told him to, "shut the F--k up and go to bed".

He knocked me over and went to stab me in the face with a pair of scissors. I stuck up my hand and the blade went right through, severing a tendon which = a few days in hospital and several months without my guitar.

On the plus side, because I couldn't write and the incident occurred right before an internal school summer examination, the teachers had to write my answers down as I did the exam on my own. The teachers cheated and hinted heavily what the correct answers were :P


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#36
my older brother is severly bipolar, and he gave me my first and only broken bone, he was chasing me around the house with a thick cane, and I jumped in my bed and curled up, he wouldn't stop hitting me for what seemed like hours, my foot was shattered and I had to get surgery on my nose. I was 7, and I told my parents that I didn't know how it happened. This isn't the worst story, just the one I remember the most vividly.

last year, his psychologist told my dad he should've never been left alone with us
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#37
I was 11 years old, in a dance. Lights are off, I start dancing with the girl I liked. Someone turns the lights on, she says "oh it's you!" and walks away.
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#38
my mom actually forgot me at the grocery store once when i was 6
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#39
Quote by blink day 4 eva
i was at the baltimore aquarium...
my dad pulled my up and hung me over the balcony of the shark tank ..
i dont think ive ever been to an aquarium ever since..



I love that aquarium!


I once got lost in the suburbs when I was 7 or something.
I wasn't traumatized but I did cry
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