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#2
I don't drink...

*thread explodes*
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#4
MR. “CALLS YOU A HOMO IF YOU’RE NOT DOING SHOTS EVERY TWO MINUTES”
thats me
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#9
Im' the texter
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#10
I'm Mr. Let's Wrestle and I don't even drink.
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The only advantage of home-schooling is that it gives you good reason to commit suicide.


Hit this once or twice, and you'll be twice as nice.
#11
I drink, and whenever I do I'll end up playing guitar all the time but forgetting in what order to play everything.
Wise Man Says: The guitar is obviously female, she's got hips, breasts... and a hole.
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#15
I dislike #1 very, very much.

Floppyedit: Did anyone see the 'picture of the day' off to the side!?
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
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#16
Where's "rambling pseudo philosopher"? I get deep when pissed, life changingly deep. Or at least that's what it seems like when totally rat-arsed, the next day I recall the events and hit myself for being so retarded.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#17
they forgot the MR. "im a nazi after a few beers" and MR. "im a homo after a few beers"
those are quite common.
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#18
I've done them all, apart from the 'omg I'm so fat' and crying ones
WONGA!
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I would be angry too if there were turds on my head.
#19
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Where's "rambling pseudo philosopher"? I get deep when pissed, life changingly deep. Or at least that's what it seems like when totally rat-arsed, the next day I recall the events and hit myself for being so retarded.

I do this too, its awesome.
WONGA!
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I would be angry too if there were turds on my head.
#20
im guy who hi5s to everything.....im also the guy whos screaming "your ****in awesome" to every1 he knows or doesnt know.....im also guy who gives every1 the horns while awesomeating every1


im also the guy who goes to a party with no alchohol....but leaves drunk
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I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

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In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
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#21
I'm MR. “CALLS YOU A PUSSY IF YOU’RE NOT DOING SHOTS EVERY TWO MINUTES"
Fixed.
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#23
I'm probably MR. “DID I EVER TELL YOU I WAS MOLESTED?" without the molestation and after that I'll move onto MR. LET'S WRESTLE!
#24
I'm the idiot who can't stop laughing, no matter what we're talking about.... Life seems so much better when you're drunk....

the high five guy comes close.
#27
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I'm MR. “CALLS YOU A PUSSY IF YOU’RE NOT DOING SHOTS EVERY TWO MINUTES"
Fixed.


Better, I wouldn't call someone gay for not doing a shot, maybe a bitch though
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You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#30
I'm the awesome drunk everybody likes, none of the people on that list fit the bill with me.

Y'see, I'm normal.
Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#31
As well as being a drunken philosopher, I also have a habit of delving into an introverted, self pitying abyss where I start to poetically ramble about unrequited love and all that jazz.

On a good night though, I become one funny, charming, gentlemanly, headbanging and suave motherfucker. Good nights are few and rather far between though.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#32
I love drunk people. Every one of them is hilarious in their own way.
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#33
When I'm really drunk I just think I'm a genius but if I recorded my self I'd sound really dumb.

I've seen 10 so many times, it's kind of annoying. I think the worst that's happened to me is not on the list. My friend was over my house and I told him he could have the four beers that were in the fridge and nothing more. Well of course he takes the 4 beers and then finds a case my dad was keeping in the house. He proceeds to drink like 5 of those beers and trash my house of which almost got me caught. I guess I'd call it the self entitled stupid drunk, I don't know. All I know is I was ready to punch the kid in the face.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#34
I'm not really any of those.. the closest is the texting one.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#36
I'm just kinda chill so... none of those fit me. I know quite a few loud annoying ones though.
#37
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MR. “CALLS YOU A HOMO IF YOU’RE NOT DOING SHOTS EVERY TWO MINUTES”
thats me

Me too.


So you want some shots you faggit?
#39
Quote by frankv
None of those. If I get really drunk I get kind of annoying though, but normally I just really enjoy chilling on a couch and have nostalgic conversations about kids' tv shows and stuff.



+1 Mr. Memory Man XD

Tell me why I had to be a powerslave
I dont wanna die, Im a god, why cant I live on?
When the life giver dies, all around is laid to waste.
And in my last hour,
Im a slave to the power of death


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#40
im MR. “CALLS YOU A HOMO IF YOU’RE NOT DOING SHOTS EVERY TWO MINUTES”

and

MR. "I'M GOING TO PROFESS MY LOVE TO MY EX-GIRLFRIEND VIA TEXT MESSAGE"

and i know about 50
MRS. "I WILL BE CRYING BY THE END OF THE NIGHT"

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