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We've all met them
The little kids that swear they know everything about politics

What are some of the stupidest and funniest political statements you've heard other people make?

I just got one a few minutes ago

"but then why the HELL are you in the US if your going to contradict things our government has done?"

I lol'd
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

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If you live in a country you should either be patriotic and support the government or leave the country.
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#6
'Obama is a communist'

I was then told I was an idiot and didn't know anything about politics. Asshole.
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'Obama is a communist'

I was then told I was an idiot and didn't know anything about politics. Asshole.

There's a ton of funny crap like that on Yahoo Answers, one guy was ranting about how "Obama was born in a mud hut in Kenya, how can you let a Muslim Arab be your president?"
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If you live in a country you should either be patriotic and support the government or leave the country.

For a second I thought that was actually your opinion, then read it in context. Phew.

My one would probably be "They're the government, they can do whatever they want". That, my friends, is dumb.
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'Obama is a communist'

I was then told I was an idiot and didn't know anything about politics. Asshole.


I've heard that too from someone. I raged at him.

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For a second I thought that was actually your opinion, then read it in context. Phew.

My one would probably be "They're the government, they can do whatever they want". That, my friends, is dumb.

that my friend, is pretty true IMO.
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#13
"Finish your story"

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Correct me if I'm wrong but didnt Bush say "Is our children learning?"
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For a second I thought that was actually your opinion, then read it in context. Phew.


Phew indeed.
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#16
"w.bush was a good president"
"yeah, well, you know...


that's just like... your opinion man."


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I've heard that too from someone. I raged at him.

Modern Socialism =/= old communist socialism


I tried to get my point across... but his rage>mine
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Correct me if I'm wrong but didnt Bush say "Is our children learning?"


lmao
"yeah, well, you know...


that's just like... your opinion man."


-The Dude, His Dudeness
#19
"Obama is a commie"

I don't even wanna argue it anymore. Just file that person under D for Dumbass and walk away.
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that my friend, is pretty true IMO.

Maybe that's the case in the UK, but in the rest of the world (as far as I know), governments don't usually want to be forced out of power over bad decisions.
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#22
Everything that has ever been said to me on my father's side of my family.

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"Obama is a muslim and a terrorist, and he needs to go!"

"Yeah, I'm with THAT guy!!!!"

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If you live in a country you should either be patriotic and support the government or leave the country.

Anyway on-topic my mum said she would vote for David cameron because he "seems like a nice chap"
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Another one this time from the liberal crowd... "Nader cost Gore the election"


*facepalm*
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

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Maybe that's the case in the UK, but in the rest of the world (as far as I know), governments don't usually want to be forced out of power over bad decisions.

yeah but what I mean is that yes they're in the public eye pretending to do what the people want.. but they do a hell of a lot of stuff in private.. and in the UK anyway they quickly quell any revolutionary action.. threatening peeps..

my dad knows people who have actually been threatened for slightly saying bad things against govt. in public eye, and as soon as you're seen as a leader, you're threatened, or fooked!
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#28
^ yea... sorry bout making revolutions England and making it to where you guys couldn't have them anymore. It was so worth it tho...

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#29
My friend decided to mess with a hardcore republican we both know. Here's what happened (I'll put what he said in italics, and what the person he was messing with said in bold)
NOBAMAAAAA
YESSS
you go it

DOWN WITH AMERICA!
DOWN WITH BIG GOVERNMENT, HIGH TAXES, INFANTICIDE, AND GAY MARRIAGE, ALL THE THINGS OBAMA STANDS FOR
i'm all about america
except when they are stupid

DOWN WITH SOCIALISM
YES!
DOWN WITH TAXES
YES!
DOWN WITH DEMOCRATS

DOWN WITH DEMOCRATIC SCUM!
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

AMEN
if you ran for president i'd like it

WE MUST ENFORCE THE DEATH PENALTY
I AM SO PSYCHED RIGHT NOW

good good
get america with you

WE HAVE TO EXECUTE THE DEMOCRATS THAT ARE RUINING OUR NATION
WITH THE DEATH PENALTY!
WITH THE DEATH PENALTY!
FIRST LET'S FORCE THEM ALL TO BE STRAIGHT AND PAY LESS TAXES!

Sadly, knowing her (the one being messed with), she was being completely serious.
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My friend decided to mess with a hardcore republican we both know. Here's what happened (I'll put what he said in italics, and what the person he was messing with said in bold)
NOBAMAAAAA
YESSS
you go it

DOWN WITH AMERICA!
DOWN WITH BIG GOVERNMENT, HIGH TAXES, INFANTICIDE, AND GAY MARRIAGE, ALL THE THINGS OBAMA STANDS FOR
i'm all about america
except when they are stupid

DOWN WITH SOCIALISM
YES!
DOWN WITH TAXES
YES!
DOWN WITH DEMOCRATS

DOWN WITH DEMOCRATIC SCUM!
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

AMEN
if you ran for president i'd like it

WE MUST ENFORCE THE DEATH PENALTY
I AM SO PSYCHED RIGHT NOW

good good
get america with you

WE HAVE TO EXECUTE THE DEMOCRATS THAT ARE RUINING OUR NATION
WITH THE DEATH PENALTY!
WITH THE DEATH PENALTY!
FIRST LET'S FORCE THEM ALL TO BE STRAIGHT AND PAY LESS TAXES!

Sadly, knowing her (the one being messed with), she was being completely serious.

#31
Some kid just told me Obama and Mccain conspired together so Obama would win, and they could then steal some stuff by tunneling from under the Oval Office

Isn't that from South Park?
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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

first stack ^
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#33
When I asked a fellow Irish kid who the President is:

"Er... Barrack Obama, duh! Where have you been?!"



I knew they'd say something like that, that's why I asked.
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#34
"If we elected a hispanic into congress America would turn into Mexico!"


wat.
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Another one this time from the liberal crowd... "Nader cost Gore the election"


Gore should have won, though. More people voted for him than for Bush. Unfortunately, due to the electoral college, some votes are worth more than others.
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"I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" - George W Bush

I mean, how ridiculous, of course we can't.
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"They are passing things through congress with out letting them being seen." From a fundie I know through facebook.
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"I believe human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" - George W Bush

I mean, how ridiculous, of course we can't.



It's way too tasty.
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