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#1
Well are they? I've looked up stuff on the net and it's either no or yes. So help me out here, I wear them and am kinda freaking out.
Last edited by Rubixcuba at Jul 5, 2009,
#2
Wat?

Are you saying skinny jeans?

If they're too tight they can hurt your kidneys and ball etc.

I wear these, they're not girlie at all.

Last edited by Tire Me. at Jul 5, 2009,
#3
Im not dead yet.

EDIT: You ARE talking about jeans right?
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Last edited by tancanada at Jul 5, 2009,
#5
Skinnys......


Skinny jeans, skin head, skinny's gas station....what exactly are we talking about here?


Bedit: Jeans, ok. Yeah, i heard they make for an uncomfortable ride.
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Last edited by angusfan16 at Jul 5, 2009,
#6
Skinnies? Are they those small cigarettes that a lot of women smoke? If so, I'd guess yes.
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#7
Lattes with skim milk? No they're better for your health.
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#8
skinny jeans will make your balls fall off.
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#10
They might reduce your sperm count ... but how's that a bad thing?
#11
Not really. Just your machoness. But **** macho.
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#12
Yeah I wear pretty tight jeans at times. But I don't get kidney pains or anything so I'm good.

Teh girls like tha wranglers...And they call them wranglers for a reason.
#13
if too tight, heat leads to decrease in... ya' boys' army. which will lead to lack of babies in the future... assuming that you want kedds ya know?
#14
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skinny jeans will make your balls fall off.


...assuming your scrotum is unusually fragile.
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#15
No, as long as you wear them so they're comfortable. If your nuts hurt, they will reduce your sperm count. However, if looking good is more important than discomfort in your balls for an entire day, there's a problem.
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#16
They're bad for your sack. That's about it unless you wear them ridicuously tight and cut off the blood supply to your legs.
#17
TS, do you have an article? I would like to read up on this.
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#18
i think its only girls jeans that could be bad for you

cause i have a pair a krew skate jeans that are made for guys...and theres extra room for your package
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#19
Quote by tancanada
TS, do you have an article? I would like to read up on this.


No I don't I just started wondering. Anyway i'm thinking it won't really matter right now as i'm 14, not havin kids just yet...
#21
Quote by Rubixcuba
No I don't I just started wondering. Anyway i'm thinking it won't really matter right now as i'm 14, not havin kids just yet...


Im 16 and wear them pretty tight. I really dont think it matters unless it feels like someones castrating you. And if your jeans feel like that then they probably arent that attractive looking anyways.
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#22
on the one-thousand and first (1001) time you wear them, you kidney fails and you die.

look it up.
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#23
Think of tight jeans as a form of birth control that's also stylish
#24
like others have said. it's bad for your balls (assuming they're too tight), but as long as you wear something loose while you sleep or when you get home then it's fine. just gotta make sure you allow your legs to breathe cause if they're too tight, like how many skinnies are, then you will constrict blood flow. not a concern now or in the near future but if you plan on wearing these types of jeans for a long time then expect some **** to deal with in old age.


but yea...i sincerely doubt you will wear those for that long.
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#25
Of course you don't want kids now. I still wouldn't wear them though, even if just for the fact that they look ****ing ridiculous.
#26
yea they can lower your sperm count
Edit: because it can raise your balls temperature too high.
Double Edit: but its fine for chicks
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#27
I wear skinny jeans, and I don't feel that unhealthy.

Even if they were a bit unhealthy, I'd probably wear them anyway, they are really comfortable and they look good.

EDIT: Most skinnys dont squeeze your balls, for the record. There is space in there.
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#28
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I don't know, all of my jeans are loose fitting and comfortable.


This man has good taste in jeans
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#29
i rep the tight ones at shows. Makes my junk look ****ing massive.
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#30
tighter anything around the crotch= lower sperm count (closer to groin, higher heat, kills sperm, it's why men have ball sacks in the first place, so we keep our little guys a cool distance away from one of the warmest regions of the body)

dunno why else they would be harmful for your health... although I have wondered about the circulation of blood through your legs in those things...
#31
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i rep the tight ones at shows. Makes my junk look ****ing massive.



I lol'd.
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#33
I think skinny jeans that are skin tight where you can't see any folds look ugly. I like mine with a bit of fold/give, plus I don't feel castrated in those.



not the best pic, but you get the idea.
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#34
wish i could comment but i am straight...therefore my pants fit as they should


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#35
Skinny jeans are bad for your health only because people like me or the guys who hang out in the metal forum will beat you up for wearing them.
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#38
Quote by Laces Out Danny
I think skinny jeans that are skin tight where you can't see any folds look ugly. I like mine with a bit of fold/give, plus I don't feel castrated in those.



not the best pic, but you get the idea.

yeah thats exactly how i wear mine...
#39
yah man "skinnies" really effect your balls/testosterone/overall manliness, i would suggest wearing normal jeans and not your 12 year old sisters.
#40
If your sexual identity is part of your health, then yes.
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