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#1
So tonight I was at this Forth of July party, sitting on the deck playing acoustic with my band mate, as we were doing an acoustic set at the party as a favor for my dad's friend. Seeing as they are good friends with my family, and they live only down the road from us, we're often over there. About 5 months or so I had a one night with this girl who lives next to him. She was at that party tonight and I noticed she has become...well rather big in her abdomnile area, not like in a fat way but in more of a, pregnant way. I think I may be a father! Is it possible that this is all in my head, or could this really be the case?
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#3
Don't worry about it...
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#5
well all u can do is wait......um have u asked her if shes pregnant?
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#6
only one way to find out man..ask? as hard as that may be...and awkward if you're wrong
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#7
Two things, if you are there's nothing you can ****ing do now. Also, don't you think she'de have found you by now to tell you earlier?
#8
Well um no I didn't ask her, after I told her I was only in it for a quick F*** and not a relationship, she kinda started to hate me.
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#11
It might not be you remember.

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#12
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Don't ask, she might have been blasted and doesn't remember you.

She wasn't. I remember because we started talking that night about being the only people sober.
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#13
See how long ago you sexed her and compare the stages of pregnancy with what you saw. Probably is a horrible method though...
#14
I would think that after four or five months of pregnancy she'd have noticed and told you.

Either that, or she's conning a nice rich guy into thinking the kid is his, in which case you're off the hook.
#15
Why does everyone always come to the Pit when they get someone pregnant? You should obviously get her to have a smushsmorshin at the smushsmorshin clinic. Reference, anyone?
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Why does everyone always come to the Pit when they get someone pregnant? You should obviously get her to have a smushsmorshin at the smushsmorshin clinic. Reference, anyone?


Hmmmm...Futurama?
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Why does everyone always come to the Pit when they get someone pregnant? You should obviously get her to have a smushsmorshin at the smushsmorshin clinic. Reference, anyone?

Yeah, well if anyone remembers this wouldn't be the first girl I've knocked up, which is why I'm so concerned, because I think I might just be assuming the worse, after all that happened with that girl.
Edit: I actually haven't seen her since our little incident, we don't go to the same school, and she has been trying to avoid me I believe.
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#20
1. Kick her in the baby maker
2. ????
3. PROFIT!

EDIT: But honestly, you're going to **** a girl and blow your load in her pink and expect them to not procreate? Please.
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#21
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Hmmmm...Futurama?

No
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Yeah, well if anyone remembers this wouldn't be the first girl I've knocked up, which is why I'm so concerned, because I think I might just be assuming the worse, after all that happened with that girl.

Nice
#23
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Yeah, well if anyone remembers this wouldn't be the first girl I've knocked up, which is why I'm so concerned, because I think I might just be assuming the worse, after all that happened with that girl.
Edit: I actually haven't seen her since our little incident, we don't go to the same school, and she has been trying to avoid me I believe.

Lol have you ever heard of contraception?

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#24
Dude, did you ever think it's possible she's sexed other guys too?
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#25
well if she saw you and didnt mention anything shes probly a dirty ***** who doesnt know who the father is.
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#26
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Dude, did you ever think it's possible she's sexed other guys too?

It's possible yes...but with my luck I'm afraid if she is infact pregnant it's mine.
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#28
Well TS, sucks to be you.
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#29
I'm not really worried about that. It's just this girl, I can't imagine her being a good mother.
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#30
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I'm not really worried about that. It's just this girl, I can't imagine her being a good mother.

I feel like the answer to your problem is...rape?
#32
Punch her in the face.
This has nothing to do with the situation
But it'd be ****ing hilarious if you punched her in the face
#33
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Why does everyone always come to the Pit when they get someone pregnant? You should obviously get her to have a smushsmorshin at the smushsmorshin clinic. Reference, anyone?

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#34
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I'm not really worried about that. It's just this girl, I can't imagine her being a good mother.



Well run away with the kid, if it's yours, just call human services and say she's dead or something.
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#35
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I feel like the answer to your problem is...rape?

How is the answer rape????
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How is the answer rape????

How isn't the answer rape?
#39
If she's vegetarian, it's common to have a 'pot belly' much like that of someone who's pregnant. It's probably just in your head, and if she hates you already it's probably best not to ask whether she's pregnant or not - she might get offended.

Either way, wear a condom if it's a one night stand and you're not sure whether she's on birth control. Yeesh, this is why there are so many screwed up families around.

Unlucky landing with the second worst STD of all time, though (AIDs being the first - at least you can abort a baby). Hope it isn't the case.
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#40
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dude, don't ask her, man. if it were yours, she probably would've confronted you about it like months ago, when something could still be -done- about it.


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and im intrigued about the first girl you knocked up, care to share?

"Done"? I think you mean a smushsmorshin.
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