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#1
As the title implies, share the most amusing heaviest names you've heard

I'll start with my personal favourite's

Udo Dirkschneider - Accept (he also looks funny)

and

Jasper Stromblad - In Flames

can anyone top that?
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1. Get drunk
2. play pentatonic scales fast
3. throw in some divebombs and pinch harmonics
4. Get killed onstage
5. become legendary guitarist instantaneously


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How dare you attack the greatness of the augmented sixth?
#3
Peter Tägtgren - Hypocrisy,Pain
Tarja Soile Susanna Turunen Cabuli - Nightwish

Can't get better than mine

Edit: I forgot Dez Fafara-Coal Chamber,DevilDriver
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#5
zoltan bathory and ivan moody-five finger death punch
The world doesn't revolve around you. If it does, beware. You're probably about to pass out drunk.

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#8
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Gaahl


/Thread


But really,
Necrobutcher...
I dunno...that name just seems so badass to me,as far as real names though, I always thought Mustaine sounded like Mustang,which is coolsauce.
#10
Brutal Nefarious.

Dun remember the band, some obscure BM thing in Aus.
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
Probably picked "for teh lulz"

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#11
Polly Toynbee.

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That just about wraps this thread up. Lock 'er up, duncan.



Last edited by webbtje at Jul 5, 2009,
#12
Aaron McKeown.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#13
Quote by Nafon
Gaahl


It means "crazy" or "insane," just that in Norwegian he added an extra "a" and an "h".
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land
brutal
#15
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Varg Vikernes



His name is actually Kristian, but he changed it to Varg. Varg means wolf, by the way.
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#17
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#19
Meshuggah?

its hebrew and means "insane person"

I like Helman Ri tho.
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


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#22
Quote by Tominator_1991
As the title implies, share the most amusing heaviest names you've heard

I'll start with my personal favourite's

Udo Dirkschneider - Accept (he also looks funny)

and

Jasper Stromblad - In Flames

can anyone top that?

you know his name's Jesper right?
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#23
Morons.

Every single one of you.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
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#25
oops..haha haven't been into in flames for a while

MANLEY POWER???!!!
Quote by BlitzkriegAir
1. Get drunk
2. play pentatonic scales fast
3. throw in some divebombs and pinch harmonics
4. Get killed onstage
5. become legendary guitarist instantaneously


Quote by Holy Katana

How dare you attack the greatness of the augmented sixth?
#29
Gaahl and Varg Vikernes, who killed a fellow band mate and burned some churches. That's pretty brutal.
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Do they come with heroin because I heard thats the only reason Dave Mustaine used them


"The power of the riff compels me"
Bury Me In Smoke
#30
Tom Angelripper.

Quorthon.
SCALD
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That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
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what in the name of satanus is a bass?

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I think it's a type of fish.


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#31
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Gaahl and Varg Vikernes, who killed a fellow band mate and burned some churches. That's pretty brutal.


Good to hear that you're on the up-and-up in the metal community.
Philosophy > Life
#36
Quote by whyteboi101
trey azgathoth from morbid angel wins

Damn, I was gonna say that one.

I have to vote for Sly Menstra Hymen. That name has entranced me ever since I was a young teen.
#37
henkka blacksmith from children of bodom. don't know if that's his real name, but it sounds ****en metal.
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When you look at a guy and immediately go, "wow, what a douchebag"

that is what girls find attractive.
#38
Steel Rider, I think thats the drummer in Cauldron. I think we should stick to real and not stage names though. Dave Mustaine sounds pretty fiersome to me
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