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#1
If UG was a bar.. what do you think it would be like?

which stereotypical bar goer would you be?

what do you think the atmosphere would be like?...

we can also pretend to be in a bar, if that's what tickles your fancy.. (yes I know the majority of us are under age, but that doesn't matter..)
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#4
eh, i dont go to bars. I go to pubs and clubs. And the offy. Vodka or cider for me.
#5
Just like a normal bar, but less women and better music
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#6
UG would be an over 21s bar and most of you would get K.B.'d at the door.
#7
JAGERMEISTER!

The bar would be dark, and a LOT of rapists would go there.

Plus, the walls would be (de)motivational pics, there would be a Drug Table instead of Thread

The Living Legends of the Pit would be those guys that are ALWAYS at the bar and people buy them drinks so they can tell stupid stories, and are always in a drunk mood without passing out.
#9
One jack daniels please, actually make that a couple.. ive had a rough day.
#11
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sorry mate but... you are our 1,000th customer! you now have to magners for the price of one.. oh yeah, we're out of ice.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#12
Quote by Woozye
The Living Legends of the Pit would be those guys that are ALWAYS at the bar and people buy them drinks so they can tell stupid stories, and are always in a drunk mood without passing out.


yes

It would be dark and grungy, and there would be shitty local bands playing there all the time, and it would be the place where everyone knows you can get a drink even if you are under 18 or 21 because we're not much for enforcing laws.
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I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

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*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
#13
Quote by blu_flame34
yes

It would be dark and grungy, and there would be shitty local bands playing there all the time, and it would be the place where everyone knows you can get a drink even if you are under 18 or 21 because we're not much for enforcing laws.


slackerbabbath would be the sound/tech guy for the bands, who also gives them advice about what to do if they **** up
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#14
Quote by Woozye
JAGERMEISTER!

The bar would be dark, and a LOT of rapists would go there.

Plus, the walls would be (de)motivational pics, there would be a Drug Table instead of Thread

The Living Legends of the Pit would be those guys that are ALWAYS at the bar and people buy them drinks so they can tell stupid stories, and are always in a drunk mood without passing out.

yeah that's what I thought.. kensai and Metaldud always at the bar.. with annoying n00bs coming in to the comment "you guys ain't welcome round here.."
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#15
I knew you'd do this when you said "*sits down at UGs proverbial bar*... actually gives me and Idea.."

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#17
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We'd have a drink called the sam b


Everyone would want a sam b, man


I want a sam b.

Dude, give me a ****ing sam b.

NOW.

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#18
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We'd have a drink called the sam b


Everyone would want a sam b, man


is that short for flaming sambuca?

STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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#20
I'd be the High-fiver.

And the Bar would be very loud and people will have tequila-shot competitions every day.


It would probably be a bit like described in this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
DeVillains!
Last edited by Ylasto at Jul 5, 2009,
#21
the bartender would trick everyone to drink a bottle of tequila and then the moderators would ban him.
#22
Quote by will123456789
yeah that's what I thought.. kensai and Metaldud always at the bar.. with annoying n00bs coming in to the comment "you guys ain't welcome round here.."


I feel like Kensai would be the resident friendly bartender though. And the opposite would be Cas, the kind of bartender who never smiles and looks like they want to threaten you every time you order a drink.

Who else would bartend?
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I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
#23
I'm all for making this dream bar a reality. So long as I can get a pint of stout and I dont have to walk too far.
#24
Quote by Jesstaa
I knew you'd do this when you said "*sits down at UGs proverbial bar*... actually gives me and Idea.."

Cheeky punk.

POOR ME A BEER.

pfft.. here's your Johns smiths.. extra smooth!


^and I dunno.. what would the MODs role be in the bar.. I'm guessing Zappp would be the landlord?..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#25
The prices at clubs are extortionate, so I'm generally 90% drunk before I leave the flat.

Pre-drinking bevvies are Stella and Jack Daniels.
#26
Quote by will123456789
pfft.. here's your Johns smiths.. extra smooth!


^and I dunno.. what would the MODs role be in the bar.. I'm guessing Zappp would be the landlord?..


janitors/caretakers
STEAM: beachhhhhhhh

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Please daddy, just for one hour.
#27
We should start a fund. if all ppl from ug give a couple of bucks we can build this bar in no time! We'd make it in Holland tho, soft drugs are legal there so we can have this lil psychedelic room! :P (and i live there so i won't have to travel a lot)

I'd be the kinda guy that walks in in a long black cape and sits in the corner looking at people as if i want to kill them so i scare all the guys away... the woman on the other hand find me mysterious and intriguing and stand in line just to meet me
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#28
Quote by Nirvanarien
We should start a fund. if all ppl from ug give a couple of bucks we can build this bar in no time! We'd make it in Holland tho, soft drugs are legal there so we can have this lil psychedelic room! :P (and i live there so i won't have to travel a lot)

I'd be the kinda guy that walks in in a long black cape and sits in the corner looking at people as if i want to kill them so i scare all the guys away... the woman on the other hand find me mysterious and intriguing and stand in line just to meet me

I was kind of meaning realistic "stereotypes" for your self..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#29
Quote by will123456789
I was kind of meaning realistic "stereotypes" for your self..



oh......

in that case strike out that last part and ill just be the mysterious loner.....
Quote by HalfBlackJack
In the good old days of PS2 sony would send me out new consoles for fun!

PS2 just died for no reason? new console : )
Coffee spilt all over it? new console : )
Got pissed on in the night???? new console : )

I miss pissing on consoles : (
#30
i'd probably be the guy that gets really drunk, and then proceeds to grab everyones arse or chest.....

no matter who they are
#31
New PitBar Rule: no-one is allowed to have their glasses empty, no excuses
#32
There'd probably be a LOT of rapists/muggers/psychos in and outside of the bar
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#33
Tennesse whiskey, please.
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#34
I'd be the health inspection officer that closes you down.
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#35
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I'd be the health inspection officer that closes you down.

why I outta...!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#36
I could imagine there being a Cellar next door with the sign "FotB" above the door.
#37
I'm MR. LET'S WRESTLE!
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#38
all the above descriptions sound alot like moose heads, for all you canberra people
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#40
Quote by Hp312
Well if no ones taken it, I'll take bartender role

*pulls pints for everyone*

You'd better pull it right, damn you!

It breaks my heart to see a poorly poured pint of Guinness.
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