#1
ok, heres what happened.

I went home all baked and I figured my granny was sleeping.
she wasnt, she was on the computer then saw me and looked at me weird.
she asked me what I did with my money then I guess I told her it was all gone.
I told her without knowing it. she said you better not be getting high.
this happened last night

what do I tell her now?

so far i got.... I bought $5 worth of junk food.I owed somebody $5 back.
I lost some money when i was sleeping.

I have $7.75 left.
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#7
Smoke more, only solution.
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#9
went to the pictures
needed toilet paper
got mugged

maybe.. maybe not :p
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#10
Lol. it was just weed
Turtles R awesome. dont agree? YOU GO TO HELL, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!


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Ion - acoustic guitar.
Cort KX1Q - i smashed it
Fender Super Champ XD 15w
Stagg G-310 - i smashed it.
#12
hahaha last night me and my friends and my friends brothers were smoking in the living room while his parents were upstairs sleeping. the smell goes away after 45 minuits and we wernt caught. i know this has nothing to do with you but i would like to tell my story
#14
When I read the title I was sure it was a fap matter
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#15
Say you went to the movies, and then the other two will work out just fine.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#16
Quote by Morgant
Wait, what are you asking?

I'm asking for advice
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Ion - acoustic guitar.
Cort KX1Q - i smashed it
Fender Super Champ XD 15w
Stagg G-310 - i smashed it.
#17
a CD of some sort, or an itunes card if you dont by cd's. i had to do pretty much the same thing, my excuse was lunch food, CD and some guitar picks and a set of strings.
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#19
if she was going to interrogate you about your money, wouldn't she have done it already?

jesus, is she going to ask you for receipts?

just tell her you went to the movies, mcdonalds... bought a cd? i dunno, what do teenagers do with their money these days?
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#20
Buy packs of condoms to fill with flour and try to get past airline security I tihnk
#21
Quote by divid3d
if she was going to interrogate you about your money, wouldn't she have done it already?

jesus, is she going to ask you for receipts?

just tell her you went to the movies, mcdonalds... bought a cd? i dunno, what do teenagers do with their money these days?


We gamble hardcore.

And shouldn't you be in bed? =o
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#22
Quote by Jesstaa
We gamble hardcore.

And shouldn't you be in bed? =o

i think my boss would be a bit angry if i was in bed instead of being at work... what are you, my mother?
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#23
Say you spent it ALL in a *****. Then say "or would you rather it was on pot?"
#25
Just tell you went to the movies with a girl and paid for her ticket as well. She won't care about the money after that. Or just tell her you got high.
#26
Quote by divid3d
if she was going to interrogate you about your money, wouldn't she have done it already?

jesus, is she going to ask you for receipts?

just tell her you went to the movies, mcdonalds... bought a cd? i dunno, what do teenagers do with their money these days?


Evidently, drugs.
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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#27
Quote by divid3d
if she was going to interrogate you about your money, wouldn't she have done it already?

jesus, is she going to ask you for receipts?

just tell her you went to the movies, mcdonalds... bought a cd? i dunno, what do teenagers do with their money these days?

He already said, pot
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#28
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#29
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she said you better not be getting high without me.


I fixed it for you.

And for the topic, Tell her that you didn't use the money for drugs.
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#30
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#31
ok i think you've gotten all the useful suggestions the pit has to offer
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