#1
Q: If a Punk and a Skin are in the back of a car, who's in front?

A: A cop

Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived?

A: The Skins. They were at work.

Q: How many Punks does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, Punks can't change a thing.

Q: What has 8 arms and kills its girlfriend?

A: Squid Vicious.

Q: How many Punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 20. 1 to screw it in and 19 to call him a sellout.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Skinheads playing classical music?

A: An Oi!chestra.

Q: How does a (racist) skinhead tie his shoes?

A: In little Nazis.

Q: What do you call punks who learn how to play their instruments?

A: Sell-outs.

Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?

A: He was stapled to a chicken.

Q: What did the knife say while listening to The Ramones?

A: I wanna be serrated!

lulz
#3
Q: An apartment building in California has Skins living on the first floor, Punks on the second, and Hippies on the third. One day a big fire burns the building to the ground. Who survived?

A: The Skins. They were at work.


I've known way more punks with full-time jobs than skinnheads.
#4

Q: What do you call a bunch of Skinheads playing classical music?

A: An Oi!chestra.


This is the only one I've not heard before, and it's good.

Who wants to hear the Danzig joke anthology?
#6
You asked for it..!

Q: What does Danzig eat for breakfast?
A: MIDGET gems

Q. Where does Danzig go on holiday
A. Shortugal (or perhaps Rhodes?)

Q: What's Danzig's favourite drama starring undertakers?
A: Five feet under

Q:What's Danzig's favourite video game?
A: Sonic and Knock-out.

I've got some more somewhere.
#7
Hey, a comedy thread in the punk forum.

I almost feel like posting up my step-by-step, picture assisted recipe for anarcookies
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#9
Quote by Greenfinger182
Hey, a comedy thread in the punk forum.

I almost feel like posting up my step-by-step, picture assisted recipe for anarcookies

Please do
#10
Quote by RockThe40oz
I've known way more punks with full-time jobs than skinnheads.


i believe the joke was that the skins burned it down.


Some of them actually made me chuckle, yay
Yes, I'm from California, yes I like Hockey, no I do not like the Ducks, yes I like the Kings!
#13
Quote by baphomet1485
Please do

I think it may just be a little too ridiculous for this forum.
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#15
Story of my life.
They say the old woman's got the wisdom
'Cause she couldn't read the clock anymore
She said "The numbers don't represent the moments"
Says she don't see what all the ticking's for
#17
Quote by Greenfinger182
Story of my life.


Life goes by so fast
You only wanna do what you think is right
Close your eyes and then its past