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#3
Stuffed animal maybe?
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#6
Quote by Dirge Humani
Dick in a box.


i KNEW it was either gonna be this or rape. hahahaha


Quote by ctb
Make-up! Nothing too specific.
Or, something cuddly.



like a piranha?


If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#9
How old is she? Wine is always a nice alternative, if she drinks it.

MushroomEDIT: A gift certificate to a slightly expensive make-up/clothing store if she's into that sort of thing might also work.


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#10
Quote by ctb
Make-up!

Not a bad idea, but don't get a big box of something cheap, get a small fancy something. Might be a bit embarrassing walking into a store and asking for it though.
#11
Kneepads.
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#14
What every girl wants... a new bass boat.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#17
Quote by ampoverload
or.....two tickets to paradise!

Only if shes ready to pack her bags and leave tonight
Oh **** I gotta do vibrato
#18
Toy mudkipz!
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
- Jimi Hendrix (R.I.P)

"Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all."
- Kurt Donald Cobain (R.I.P)
#23
rape
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#24
Quote by TheRstar
Yet i ponder amongst this thread!


My friend suggested that and i am thinking about it. Cept do i have to be 18 to buy a dildo?
#25
Quote by ohHAI!!!
give her a dildo. and let HER pitch for once.

The technical term is pegging, I've heard
Oh **** I gotta do vibrato
#28
Quote by MushroomBomb
How old is she? Wine is always a nice alternative, if she drinks it.

MushroomEDIT: A gift certificate to a slightly expensive make-up/clothing store if she's into that sort of thing might also work.


Quote by ncm414
also, depending on how close you 2 are, a dinner and a movie.


I would like to be friends with both of you. My birthday is September 15.

Quote by Dirge Humani
Dick in a box.


...and maybe you.

On topic: the first three ideas sound good, and what about tickets to a concert or a show or something like that? If she's into music.
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I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

*girl looks unimpressed*

"Because it looks like you landed on your face."
#29
Quote by blu_flame34
I would like to be friends with both of you. My birthday is September 15.


...and maybe you.

On topic: the first three ideas sound good, and what about tickets to a concert or a show or something like that? If she's into music.


call me anytime.
#30
Don't get clothes, you could get the size wrong and offend her.
Perfume isn't great either, people are very specific about the scents they wear.

Concert tickets are an easy one, seeing as music is a common conversation topic and you probably know the bands she likes.
Or you could ask her friends about any of her special interests, and then you could get her a gift she REALLY won't be expecting.
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#31
Maybe make her a gift - think of something she likes, and go from there. I know I made one of my friends a birthday card on my computer and she loved it.
#32
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like a piranha?




THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

but in all seriousness

THIS.
VERY METAL!
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RIP Ronnie James Dio

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#35
make-up or jewelry is always nice. I got my ex a pair of pretty inexpensive (she doesn't know that part) ear rings and she loved them. Concert tickets are also always a good idea.
#37
As a joke, get 18 carrots and put a string though the top for her very own 18"karat" necklace
and as something proper
If you think she'll like it money is never a bad option to anyone or perfume(a good one)
and since this is The Pit
Give her either a free rape in a bucket(?) or a **** in her buck (or both preferably)
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#40
I looked at the thread title and said to myself "the first reply is guaranteed to say dick in a box."

And I was right.

I'm not sure if I should be proud of this or not.
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
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