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#1
so saturday i go to a party at a friends house and theres this kid playing lame chords on this acoustic with all these girls watching so I grab it from him and say "shut up noob" and play through the fire and flames and then he tries to take it back from me and i smack him in the face with it and knock his teeth out and this one girl starts begging to have sex with me so we go to a room and do it for two hours straight and then three more girls wanted to have sex with me so we did a forsum after that i drunk a hole keg of beer and got reallly drunk and i dont remember anythin after that so how was ur forth?
#2
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I guess so.




















You dah man.

























Shut up. *reported*
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#5
I'm sorry, I was too distracted by your br00talz username and the wall of punctuationless text you have typed up, my good sir.

SynystEdit: I read the story. Are you motherfucking serious? Who do you expect to believe that bullshit?
Luck
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where do snails get their shells, anyway?
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They make them while they grow. They secrete the substance, I believe.
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THAT IS SO NEAT


tee hee i changed the shit out of my color scheme
Last edited by Synyster915 at Jul 6, 2009,
#9
cool story brah.


And also what Synyster915 said.
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#11
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**** u ***et ur just gay y dont u go butt**** ur boyfriend




Unfunny troll is strangely funny.
Luck
Our Savior

Quote by burnboy85
where do snails get their shells, anyway?
Quote by crazy8rgood
They make them while they grow. They secrete the substance, I believe.
Quote by Gunpowder
THAT IS SO NEAT


tee hee i changed the shit out of my color scheme
#14
You are the human equivalent of totally awesome.
*repo'd*
Last edited by The_Casinator at Jul 6, 2009,
#15
if u want i can show u teh police reports they found me not guilty yesterday b/c they thought the other guy deservd it 4 being a lame douche
#17
Quote by xxxrifboyxxx666
if u want i can show u teh police reports they found me not guilty yesterday b/c they thought the other guy deservd it 4 being a lame douche


Ok, you can stop now. It's a shame that this thread will get closed in a minute, many lulz were had.
Luck
Our Savior

Quote by burnboy85
where do snails get their shells, anyway?
Quote by crazy8rgood
They make them while they grow. They secrete the substance, I believe.
Quote by Gunpowder
THAT IS SO NEAT


tee hee i changed the shit out of my color scheme
#18
Quote by xxxrifboyxxx666
if u want i can show u teh police reports they found me not guilty yesterday b/c they thought the other guy deservd it 4 being a lame douche


hahaha! how are you proud of a police report man?

troll!!!
*stupid 09'er*

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#19
Quote by Synyster915
Ok, you can stop now. It's a shame that this thread will get closed in a minute, many lulz were had.


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You don't need much, eh?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#21
IM not american but I was at a BBQ and drank about 7 litres of cider, only woodpecker minf you so i wasnt too bad
Then they'll take you to Cloughprior and shove you in the ground
But you'll stick your head back out and shout "we'll have another round"!
#22
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You don't need much, eh?


You know it

Meh, it's early enough for me to lol at pretty much anything.
Luck
Our Savior

Quote by burnboy85
where do snails get their shells, anyway?
Quote by crazy8rgood
They make them while they grow. They secrete the substance, I believe.
Quote by Gunpowder
THAT IS SO NEAT


tee hee i changed the shit out of my color scheme
#23
I sigged you

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#24
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im just tryin to tell uall how much of a badass i am its free speech u cant senser it first amendment

the internet is not just America. Oh yea, and you fail at being badass.
#25
you joined so you could lie to us. plus, chords aren't lame. they are the backbone of any decent piece of guitar/piano related music.
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#28
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this is a RUSSIAN site TS. You have no american rights here


In soviet Russia, rights have YOU!

..lame
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#29
america is the greatest country in the world our rights are everyone else's rights our laws are everyone else's laws its either that or you get neucd and yes there are good chords but this guy was playing the lame ones and he couldn't solo at all
#30
Quote by xxxrifboyxxx666
if u want i can show u teh police reports they found me not guilty yesterday b/c they thought the other guy deservd it 4 being a lame douche

****ing lulz
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
#32
Quote by xxxrifboyxxx666
america is the greatest country in the world our rights are everyone else's rights our laws are everyone else's laws its either that or you get neucd and yes there are good chords but this guy was playing the lame ones and he couldn't solo at all



you are fail. If someone doesnt solo, it doesnt mean they suck. You're a tool. You also have to respect other countries as well. Just stop TS.
#35
Sorry, but I found this hilarious.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#39
wow you are awesome beyond all recognition. Almost as brutal as the Brothers Jonas, jackass!!
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A few years a ago, I played with it alot and got my time down to 42 secs. Right now, I'm probably around a 55 sec average.
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