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#1
So me and my friend are gonna chill around town today, and we live in a fairly small town, so there's not much to do. He has his license, but isn't legal to drive other people yet and he is a pansy about stuff like that and won't do it :\

So basically I need some ideas on stuff to do. We are planning on making our own explosives next week when our black powder gets here (we ordered it last week).

So we're willing to do pretty much anything except for gay ********* and looking at gay porn.
#3
F*ck a mother...




...you asked for motherf*ckers' ideas.
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#4
Fap
To me:
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#6
Run into an apple store, put gay porn on all of the computers, then run outside and watch as the scene unfolds, through the windows.

I don't do this
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#7
get really ****ed up
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#8
Trap and kill squirrels and then have sex with their dead bodies in a public place.
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#9
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F*ck a mother...




...you asked for motherf*ckers' ideas.



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#10
dutch rudder

its not gay cause you arent touching eachothers dicks
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#11
Fapping was added to the list *its not gay unless you make eye contact*

and the squirrel thing is getting to me, i like it
#13
lie on the backseat of his car with a blanket over you, drive to the next town over and cause some havoc... pillage, rape, graffiti, random desruction etc.

it's foolproof... even if news travels to your town, you can say 'how could it be us? we had no way of getting there'.
#14
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#16
Are you saying that you'd rather build an illegal explosive device that could possibly harm or kill people than watch a bit of gay porn?
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#17
Get high take car down to a gravel pit,and smoke up drive like crazy!
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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#19
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we're out of f*cking country crock

ooooh.....yeah that'll getcha
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#20
Wait til night time and break into a water park. But bring a bucket cause it's a bitch to figure out how to turn the water on.

Find a book on haunted areas around your town, go visit them.
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#21
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Are you saying that you'd rather build an illegal explosive device that could possibly harm or kill people than watch a bit of gay porn?


I think he's saying he finds more of a thrill in playing with explosives than watching two men bone each other.
#22
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Wait til night time and break into a water park. But bring a bucket cause it's a bitch to figure out how to turn the water on.

had experience?
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#23
Watch the prestige.
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Also, you agree that I'm awesome and own all your stuff now.
#24
Quote by vintageblackbli
So me and my friend are gonna chill around town today, and we live in a fairly small town, so there's not much to do. He has his license, but isn't legal to drive other people yet and he is a pansy about stuff like that and won't do it :\
So basically I need some ideas on stuff to do. We are planning on making our own explosives next week when our black powder gets here (we ordered it last week).

So we're willing to do pretty much anything except for gay ********* and looking at gay porn.



Wat
#25
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had experience?

Yup. Also made friend's with the son of a farmer, waited until his dad was out of town, and tried to ride the bulls until my friend insisted he wasn't feeling good. I didn't want to die on my own, though.. So I rode a cow instead.
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Quote by vintageblackbli
So me and my friend are gonna chill around town today, and we live in a fairly small town, so there's not much to do. He has his license, but isn't legal to drive other people yet and he is a pansy about stuff like that and won't do it :\

So basically I need some ideas on stuff to do. We are planning on making our own explosives next week when our black powder gets here (we ordered it last week).

there's no way you need blackpowder to make explosives unless you're really lazy

here you go: http://www.anarchistcookbookz.com/download-the-anarchist-cookbook-for-free/
#27
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I think he's saying he finds more of a thrill in playing with explosives than watching two men bone each other.

Then that makes him a dangerous weirdo who will probably end up in jail or in hospital.
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#28
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Wat



Gay ass massachusetts law says you have to wait 6 months after you get your license to drive other people under 18, no one follows the law, except he feels bad breaking it
#29
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Then that makes him a dangerous weirdo who will probably end up in jail or in hospital.

I dunno, if I didn't want to watch two men boning each other, I think jail is a place I'd avoid.
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#30
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Yup. Also made friend's with the son of a farmer, waited until his dad was out of town, and tried to ride the bulls until my friend insisted he wasn't feeling good. I didn't want to die on my own, though.. So I rode a cow instead.

hahaha beautiful. most i've ever done at night was broke into a zoo. it was scary as **** though cause it was pitch black. i'd see like a sleeping bull or something and think it was a person for a second. nearly shat my pants. it also didnt help that i was moderately to extremely under the influence of particular things....
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#31
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Gay ass massachusetts law says you have to wait 6 months after you get your license to drive other people under 18, no one follows the law, except he feels bad breaking it



I meant more that he's afraid of driving illegally then making illegal explosives(I assume making explosives is illegal where you are, though it is America and you guys do have some crazy laws).
#32
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Then that makes him a dangerous weirdo who will probably end up in jail or in hospital.

Or quite possibly an urn.
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#33
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hahaha beautiful. most i've ever done at night was broke into a zoo. it was scary as **** though cause it was pitch black. i'd see like a sleeping bull or something and think it was a person for a second. nearly shat my pants. it also didnt help that i was moderately to extremely under the influence of particular things....

I wouldn't break into a zoo since the only one around here is in St. Louis, and being in St. Louis after dark kinda sucks. Crack heads pretend to be homeless and try to bum money off you. Plus, the Zoo is boring.

I still say you go looking for haunted areas, TS. Or get one of the old Ouija boards, a fifth of something, and take it to the grave yard. The only way it will work is if everyone cuts themselves and puts blood on the board, though.
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#34
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I meant more that he's afraid of driving illegally then making illegal explosives(I assume making explosives is illegal where you are, though it is America and you guys do have some crazy laws).



crazy ass laws
#36
im with jack off hill on this...cutting yourself, bleeding onto a ouija board in a graveyard in the middle of the night sounds like a good night to me
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#37
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weed, alcohol, food and good environment and music!

Boooooooooring.

You could always wander around town looking for privately owned swimming pools in people's back yards. Then just go swimming in them until the owner comes out, and then run away looking for the next one.
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im with jack off hill on this...cutting yourself onto a ouija boards in a graveyard in the middle of the night sounds like a good night to me

You have to bring someone who is superstitious, but don't tell them where you're going. It's the funniest thing in the world to mess with their heads a little bit. Oh, bring a candle, too.. Blow it out when you start messing with them.
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#39
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You could always wander around town looking for privately owned swimming pools in people's back yards. Then just go swimming in them until the owner comes out, and then run away looking for the next one.

i'd say go to like a country club pool instead of someone's backyard pool. i feel like you'd have a better chance of not getting caught
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#40
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i'd say go to like a country club pool instead of someone's backyard pool. i feel like you'd have a better chance of not getting caught

Getting caught is the point.
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