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#1
Important question.


When masturbating how do you make it feel like a pussy with out actually having sex or buying any toys?
#2
Use your imagination.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#4
Quote by itchy guitar
Fuck your imagination.

Fixed.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#8
1. Cut hole in mattress.
2. Put plastic freezer bag filled with vasaline in hole.
3. Line edge with processed meat.
4. Enjoy.
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#9
Warm apple pie.
Gear!
Jackson RR3 with EMGs!
B.C. Rich KKV
Yamaha F-310 Acoustic

Digitech Bad Monkey.

Peavey Valveking 112
#10
1. Cut a hole in a cantalope.
2. **** the cantalope.
GEAR:
MiM Fender Stratocaster
Crate GLX212 120 Watt amp
Boss CH.......


You don't care do you?

CLUB SANDWICHES, NOT SEALS
IIIIIIIIIIIExplosions and Boobs. IIIIIIIIIIIII

...mmm, grass
#11
Quote by Fleabag
1. Cut hole in mattress.
2. Put plastic freezer bag filled with vasaline in hole.
3. Line edge with processed meat.
4. Enjoy.


Uh-huh..... And...you've done this?
#12
Quote by Turkeyburger
Uh-huh..... And...you've done this?

Who HASN'T done this?
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#13
0_o...


0_o.......... awkward thread is aewkward
[HARLEY-DAVIDSON]



When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
#16
Do that thing where you sit on your hand till it goes numb, lube that baby up and away you go.
Gear:
Fender Stratocaster
Silvertone 1448L
TC Electronic Polytune
Fender Blues Jr.
More in profile...
#21
Im 12, and what is this...


Also, hes obv a troll.
Fender Deluxe Players Stratocaster
Epiphone G-400
Laney VC30
Boss DS-2
#22
What The FUCK Is This Shit
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#23
Get a cucumber, cut it in half and scoop out some of the inside, heat it in the microwave, and voila

Oh, and stick your willy in it.
Last edited by bobslip at Jul 6, 2009,
#24
Just smoke alotta weed then masturbate = heaven
Gear:
Fender American Strat
Washburn Idol
Pitchblack > Cst OD > M5 > Flashback Tripple Delay > SIZE=1]Whirly Verb
Marshall JCM 2000 DSL100
Marshall 1960AV
#26
Put 2 pieces of meat together and then **** it. If you get semen on it, don't put it back in the freezer.

Edit:

Quote by gd123
I'm 14 not a troll....


You've just started your own internet meme.
Quote by Stormx
I tremble before your enormous penis.
Quote by molala2
and i farted, it was really stink
Quote by italiarlz135
Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
Quote by josh999x, Brick23


#28
hahahaha....hahah.


hahahahhahahhaa


ahahahahahahaha....oh my god
Guitars:
Martin DSR acoustic
Fender Telecaster
Epiphone Les Paul
Amp:
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Pedals:
535Q Crybaby>Fulltone OCD>Phase 90>EHX Big Muff>MXR Carbon Copy>EHX Holy Grail
You can call me Matt
#29
Quote by bobslip
Get a cucumber, cut it in half and scoop out some of the inside, heat it in the microwave, and voila



Good idea. But then again, I'll think of Spinal Tap and it'll ruin it.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#30
Quote by Led Pepplin
You've just started your own internet meme.

i wouldnt be surprised if people actually start saying this
Guitars:
Martin DSR acoustic
Fender Telecaster
Epiphone Les Paul
Amp:
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Pedals:
535Q Crybaby>Fulltone OCD>Phase 90>EHX Big Muff>MXR Carbon Copy>EHX Holy Grail
You can call me Matt
#32
Quote by Turkeyburger
Uh-huh..... And...you've done this?

Of course.

And you can still eat the meat afterwards.


MMMmmmmmmmmm.
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#34
you know fleabag sure does love to eat the meat...

EDIT:
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
I propose we start using it immediately. All in favor?


aye
Guitars:
Martin DSR acoustic
Fender Telecaster
Epiphone Les Paul
Amp:
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Pedals:
535Q Crybaby>Fulltone OCD>Phase 90>EHX Big Muff>MXR Carbon Copy>EHX Holy Grail
You can call me Matt
#35
Quote by Fleabag
Of course.

And you can still eat the meat afterwards.


MMMmmmmmmmmm.


I've honestly never had meat with mayonnaise.

Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
I propose we start using it immediately. All in favor?


Here here!



BTW I'm 14 not a troll.
Quote by Stormx
I tremble before your enormous penis.
Quote by molala2
and i farted, it was really stink
Quote by italiarlz135
Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
Quote by josh999x, Brick23


#37
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
I propose we start using it immediately. All in favor?

I'm 14 and not a troll.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

Quote by Darksucker
PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#38
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
I propose we start using it immediately. All in favor?



AYE! I'm 14 not a troll.
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#40
Quote by Fraz01
Face it, this is a question we'd all like an answer to.

no...i'd rather just have sex with my girlfriend

EDIT:
i'm 14 not a troll
Guitars:
Martin DSR acoustic
Fender Telecaster
Epiphone Les Paul
Amp:
Fender Hot Rod Deluxe
Pedals:
535Q Crybaby>Fulltone OCD>Phase 90>EHX Big Muff>MXR Carbon Copy>EHX Holy Grail
You can call me Matt
Last edited by crzysnowborder at Jul 6, 2009,
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