#1
The missus just rang up to tell me it's UK kissing day. (assuming she isn't lying just to get me all up in her grill)

So, happy kissing, UG. I love you all very much.

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#2
Happy Disease Day!
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#5
Quote by lzcougarz3
This just makes me sad.

+1
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#8
Happy Mono Day!
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#9
Quote by SteveHouse
Kissing Day + Swine Flu == this:



A MOFO link than duhn Work Biiiatch?
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#10
Quote by SteveHouse
Kissing Day + Swine Flu == this:

What, bad use of BBCode?
Quote by Nexium
A MOFO link than duhn Work Biiiatch?

Damn. Beat me both in time and in style.
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#11
I don't know why it failed but I fixed it now, jackasses

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#14
this thread is so full of hilarious responses. I love you all for this.
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yeah you shouldnt have told the pit to rape your mom.

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It's not sexist, girls are just too stupid and weak to hold up doors and stuff for themselves.
#15
Quote by rabidguitarist
The missus just rang up to tell me it's UK kissing day. (assuming she isn't lying just to get me all up in her grill)

So, happy kissing, UG. I love you all very much.




WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TRYING TO DO WITH THAT KISS TRIBUTE BAND
#16
someone loves me?
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
always a rockstar on eMpty TV,
the lesson complete, now the child has needs.
#18


The Pit Makes so MUCH SENSE when high *hilaroius Pic of* ''Yoh you guize *gay* UG'er.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#19
Quote by IAMREALLYCOOL
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TRYING TO DO WITH THAT KISS TRIBUTE BAND

....oh

Maybe I'm trying to say I'm.. bad at kissing?
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#20
Quote by Eminored
I haven't kissed or been kissed in forever...

me either. now i'm sad...
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#21
Lol, the amount of users who are currently reaching for the kitchen knives or razor blades... myself being one of them lol.

Nah only kidding, much love Pit!
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Blackrat has won this thread. That is an awsome post.


This was posted right after I posted said post in a completely different thread... Whups.


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#22
Quote by Black Rat 1214
Lol, the amount of users who are currently reaching for the kitchen knives or razor blades... myself being one of them lol.



I'm going to feel so bad if I end up single-handedly causing the pit's mass suicide.
VENUSIAN
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Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#24
Quote by lzcougarz3
This just makes me sad.


why? kisses are kind of awesome...
"... and on either side of the river was the tree of life, with its twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit each month. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations.
#26
Quote by rabidguitarist


I'm going to feel so bad if I end up single-handedly causing the pit's mass suicide.


Your like a Rabid-incarnated-Manson,Figurine,Stay the fucck away from my Kool-Aid!
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#27
Quote by rabidguitarist


I'm going to feel so bad if I end up single-handedly causing the pit's mass suicide.

That was heavens_gate, ironically enough...

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#28
Awesome now I have an excuse to sexually assualt people in the street..
multicolour random messge!

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#29
Mwa !
(ignore that if you are a guy)
Originally Posted by Dawginator
Lord Cheswick, you are a comic genius!


Originally Posted by blommen
the move of a true gentleman sir Jacek. short, civilised, and intellectual. hats off to you good sir
#31
forget the hugging thread...let's get a kissing thread?

i just looked it up online and it is apparently true for the UK a'least.!
happy kissing day.
#33
way to ruin my day, TS </3
WONGA!
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#34
Quote by lzcougarz3
This just makes me sad.

me dos...I gots no girlfriend to kiss...
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lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
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