#1
What are your favourite quotes of the film 'The Hangover' (assuming you saw it)


'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except Herpes, that **** will come back with you'


'My grandmother got that in the holocaust. Its legit!''


''Ive never seen such a regal, elegant creature......'lets fk this tiger!'
#3
That movie rocked. This thread does not.
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#6
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Lol. The way he said it i thought he meant a mexican cartel or something. I didnt get it until i left the cinema. Also i am retarded because when he said one of the side affects of Rufees is memory loss i didnt get that for a minute either!
#7
Funniest moment was when the dentist sat at the piano and sang a song for Doug.

I cried with laughter.

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#8
I liked the "He looked like a Carlos to me too..." He just seemed so depressed when you found out the babies real name
#9
Mother Fuuuuuccaaaaassss!
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#10
Glad to see the most overrated film of the year has its own thread.

but, not to be a complete douchebag, there was a line like ' yeah its down the street past go and get a ****ing map '
#13
I loved
"Holy **** there is a ****in tiger in there man!"

and

"Aw man i must of mixed up those bags my bad man, damn susies gonna be pissed at me about that later"

That movie was awesome! lol
#14
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Glad to see the most overrated film of the year has its own thread.

but, not to be a complete douchebag, there was a line like ' yeah its down the street past go and get a ****ing map '



No the line was 'Its at the corner of:- get a map and **** off
#17
"Is the hotel room awesome?"
"it's pretty awesome."
"we'll take it."

I didn't like the film though I think that was the only time I laughed
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#18
"No Carlos, not at the table!"

"To-da-loo, muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"Caesar didn't actually live here right? ...Yea didn't think so..."

"I didn't know they gave out rings for the Holocaust."

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
"Suck my dick."

I lol'd so much.
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#20
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I did like the "They gave out rings in the holocaust?" bit



I love the Mike Tyson part as well.
#21
Ken Keong gesturing stroking his dick and then splurting. "wooppsssshhhh"

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#22
"She's wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring..."

"I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust"

AND

"NOT YOU fat Jesus"
#23
"Suck my dick."

I lol'd so much.

The reply to Suck My Dik ...No Thank You is great as well.
#24
"...And I married a *****!!"

"How Dare you, shes a nice lady!"

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"Alan dared you that you weren't a good enough dentist for $5"

"Really!?, wow, That is pure victory right there."

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That piano song was amazing though XD
#27
I love how everybody always mentioned how the Dentist's bossy girlfriend cheated on him with a bartender on a cruise, and how they always said anything but Bartender.

And.

"YOU DON'T GO TO VEGAS."
"But I was just there."
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#28
-As Mr Chow is winding up the window-

"Toodeloo MotherF***ers!"

I burst out laughing at that
#29
or you could come up with your own jokes?
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#30
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'English, mother****er, do you speak it?'

well played sir
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#31
"Hey! There were skittles in there!"
"How dare you! She was a very nice lady!"
When the cop calls him fat Jesus.
The asian guy.