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#1
So, who do you despise?

Mine are Peter Kay and Dane Cook.
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#2
Ricky Gervais, Peter Kay.
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#4
Any female comedian. Not one of them are funny.
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#7
Dane Cook absolutely. I also can't stand Jerry Seinfeld, that fat white guy who talks with a ghetto accent (I can't remember his name), Larry the Cable Guy, or Bill Engvall.
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#8
Jimmy Carr- i just wanna smack his smug face in....
Sarah Silverman- what is the actual point of her??? she isnt funny so it must be to purely waste my time
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ralphie may and carlos mencia
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#10
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Any female comedian. Not one of them are right.



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#14
I <3 Seinfeld....
I hate Mencia
and if Conan O'Brien is considered one him too
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Ricky Gervais, Peter Kay.


Go die. Gervais rules.

Greg Proops is pretty ****.

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Any female comedian. Not one of them are funny.


This, with the exception on Jo Brand.
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#18
Pretty much every "Comedy Central Presents" comedian, with some exceptions. They pretty much see how many cliches the can fit into a 30 mins set
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#19
Generic black comedians, generic mexican comedians and generic white comedians.
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#21
Dane Cook, Andrew Dice Clay, Jeff Dunham
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#23
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Ricky Gervais,

I will fight you.


Female comedians in general tend to piss me off because they seem to think it's funny just to say something shocking. Lisa Lampanelli, I'm looking at you. For some reason I can handle Kathy Griffin though.

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#24
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Any female comedian. Not one of them are funny.


Not true. Lucy Porter, Victoria Wood and Sarah Millican are a few of my favourite comedians. Not fond of Jo Brand though...

On topic, there are not a lot of comedians I really hate, most usually have 1 or 2 decent jokes, although Carlos Mencia is rubbish imo
#25
Michael FUCKING McIntyre

Oh and Lee Evans.
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#26
why does everyone hate dane cook? i never got that. i mean, i dont respect him cause he steals a lot of his jokes, if not most of them, but i still think his delivery is funny.
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#27
Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. Anyone who doesn't like Dimitri Martin is just flat out wrong.

Also,

Jeff Dunham.

Worst "comedian" ever.
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#28
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It's not that i hate him, but Dane Cook is incredibly overrated.


I agree, even though Isolated Incident was pretty funny, I have to give him that.

I don't really hate any comedians, I really don't have time to go around looking for comedians to hate, but, I find Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook overrated, I think they just get so much praise because they are extremely mainstream comedians.
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#31
Dane cook isn't over-rated, hes over-hated. There's a difference.

This is all preference though. I don't really hate anyone.
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Female comedians in general tend to piss me off because they seem to think it's funny just to say something shocking. Lisa Lampanelli, I'm looking at you. For some reason I can handle Kathy Griffin though.



Sarah Silverman or whatever her name is. I remember her coming here and performing at the Secret Policeman's Ball (last year's one), and completely falling flat because she hadn't quite realised that most Brit audiences don't like a bunch of bad-taste jokes with no punchline. Didn't realise that the basic requirement to make it big here is to be remotely funny.
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#33
am i the only person who laughs at larry t cable guy then?
i mean hes even funny in his movies tooo.
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#34
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Any female comedian. Not one of them are funny.


Even the female comedians here in Germany are bad...

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#35
I hate quazi-ethnic comedians who play on their ethnicity. Gina Yashere constantly plays on the fact her mother is from Nigeria. Omid Djalili drones on about how hes Iranian despite the fact he was born in Chelsea and has never been to Iran. I dont like people playing to stereotypes.
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#37
Well, hate is a very strong word but some comedians I don't particularly like are

Russell Brand
Lee Evans
Alan Carr
anyone from Mock the Week
#38
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Your bizarre taste confounds me...

i forgot that this wasnt a "comedians you like" thread....
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Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Larry the Cable Guy, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. Anyone who doesn't like Dimitri Martin is just flat out wrong.

Also,

Jeff Dunham.

Worst "comedian" ever.


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