#1
I was doing a drug deal with some dude, and he said he left the money in the bushes. When I checked, it wasn't ****ing there!!! He said it was $400 dollars in pesos! I'm going to ****ing kill him!
#2
Nice.

*Reported*
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dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#4
Uhh...

nice try? Is there a pat on the back smiley?
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black