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Yes folks, when you gotta go yah gotta go and some of us prefer to enjoy a little light reading whilst riding the porceline throne.

After an interesting discussion I had today about the ancient practice of bathroom reading, it became clear that most people just grab whatever is in the vicinity while rushing to do their paper work. Things ranging from magazines, newspapers, award-winning novels, or even pamphlets.

From the great works of Dickens to Archie Comics, I ask you UG...

What's in your bathroom library?
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#4
I just listen to music. The Final Countdown is probably the best pooping music I've found so far.
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#5
The Artemis Fowl series...Two books of it anyway. I have an Eric Walters book there for crushing bugs though.
#8
Usually books. Often Guitar-Magazines and if nothing is there I also read the labels on my shampoo bottles -.-
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#10
I put the illiad by homer in my restroom, been reading it for like 3 months now.

I subscribe to playboy too, and I DO read the articles. They're actually pretty good except for the political ones, then tend to be a bit biased, but informative if you can read between the lines...
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#15
I just take my laptop(/ipod touch, depending) and browse the pit.
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#16
I don't read on the toilet, I should start doing so, though. THen I'll be entertained while taking a crap.
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#19
Take my iPod Touch in there and troll Facebook and Windows Live Messenger. It scares people when you tell 'em you're sat on the bog talking to them.

I don't often take my laptop in there, but before now I've sat on the bog and played Guild Wars for half hour.
#20
Just magazines usually.
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#22
I have a ton of random N64 strategy guides, one of my old yearbooks and a few comic books. And Watchmen.
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#23
I look at pictures of suicidal bunnies, they always make me grin.
I have Donald Ducks, and some interior decorating magazines from my mom.
#24
I put THIS song on. Do it, and you will have the most epic crap of your life.
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#26
What's currently in the downstairs one:

-Calvin and Hobbes: Weirdos From Another Planet
-Uncle John's Bathroom Reader #8
-A tourism booklet for Quebec
-2007 and 2009 Guitar World Buyer's Guides
-2002-03 Canadian Tire catalogues
- 2003 Ibanez catalogue
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#29
Any copies of Viz or Q I have lieing around. Much prefer Viz for the throne.
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#30
If I take something to read it is whatever book I happen to be reading at the time. Currently that would be Wolves of the Calla by Stephen King (Dark Tower V).
#32
I either put the radio on.. or just think to myself.. I love thinking through stuff..
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#33
I either have Guitar World, some music catalogues (like Sweetwater), a couple of Bathroom Readers (Full of useful information might I add), or my brothers Diary of a Wimpy Kid book. It's hilarious.
"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"

"No..." [laughs, then more emphatically] "No."

"Oh, me neither, man, I was just asking."
#35
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Usually books. Often Guitar-Magazines and if nothing is there I also read the labels on my shampoo bottles -.-

haha same, if i forget, i'll grab whatever product there is with a label and read the ingredients if i need to
#36
I just think to myself. Some of my best musical ideas have come from sitting on the crapper. I also receive epiphanies. This is because my toilet is on the roof of my house.

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#38
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I just think to myself. Some of my best musical ideas have come from sitting on the crapper. I also receive epiphanies. This is because my toilet is on the roof of my house.

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#39
Is there anyone on an iPod or something actually taking a poop whilst reading this?

If so I am honoured.
#40
"human, all too human" by Nietzche.. Each aphroism is the perfect length for ****ting.... I want to get a dartboard like my old toilet had though
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