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Piss me off. He dropped a joint on the pillow that you sit on and I can't flip it as the other side is different with velcro and stuff. The thing that pisses me off is that he has the IDENTICAL couch as me as we had them shipped here from Miami together. I think he should he have offered me one of his pillows, but I only hinted at it and he said "no ****ing way" I also was doing him a free favor by recording him doing a voice-over for his bands tour, (yes he is (was) quite famous) and he has tons of cash (over 5 million $ for fuks sake) but is just a cheap bastard.

I am just venting my frustration here as I know accidents happen but what a dickhead. I am hopefully gonna find a new cover for the pillow from the factory and ask him to pay.
#3
NOT THE COUCH!! OH DEAR!!!
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#5
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Holy ****
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#7
Famous? I'm gonna need a name of said famous person, a picture of him, and a picture of this couch. Otherwise, it never happened.
#8
Oh lawdy.

Nice one, problem is that he's RICK JAMES, BITCH. (e-cookie of you get the reference)

edit: goddamnit pre-posted
edit2: if you can't beat them join them

I DARE YA DARKNESS
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#13
Quote by Tempoe
Piss me off. He dropped a joint on the pillow that you sit on and I can't flip it as the other side is different with velcro and stuff. The thing that pisses me off is that he has the IDENTICAL couch as me as we had them shipped here from Miami together. I think he should he have offered me one of his pillows, but I only hinted at it and he said "no ****ing way" I also was doing him a free favor by recording him doing a voice-over for his bands tour, (yes he is (was) quite famous) and he has tons of cash (over 5 million $ for fuks sake) but is just a cheap bastard.

I am just venting my frustration here as I know accidents happen but what a dickhead. I am hopefully gonna find a new cover for the pillow from the factory and ask him to pay.
1 - Take your cushion to his place and swap it for his when he isn't around / looking.
2 - put his cushion on your couch.
3 - ????????
4 - PROFIT!!!
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At least he didn't put a couch in your hole!


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#16
Ruin his couch.

Preferably by stamping it all with muddy shoes.

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I was gonna say that.
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#17
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Famous? I'm gonna need a name of said famous person, a picture of him, and a picture of this couch. Otherwise, it never happened.

Do what the man says!!!
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#18
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At least he didn't put a couch in your hole!


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#19
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RICK JAMES, BITCH.

i feel sorry for anyone who doesnt get the reference...


its obviously dave chappelle
#20
Ruin his coach...eye for an eye, bitch
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#21
i'm kind of a pyro but dude burn his **** to ashes he aint no friend.
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#23
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At least he didn't put a couch in your hole!


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lol yes.
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#25
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its obviously dave chappelle


damn, i was gonna say Rich James
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#27
Is this the couch in question?

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Ruin his coach...eye for an eye, bitch

eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
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#30
You should be thankin this rich mofo. He just gave you a glory hole. Use that motherfucker, bro.
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#31
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Next time show up at his house wasted and piss all over his couch.


That's a good idea, or accidentally burn a hole in it.

He is the singer for an American one hit wonder band. It was a big hit though. Sorry, won't say as I wouldn't want anyone to say anything about me and drugs and stupidity if I was famous.
I'll take a pic of the couch later though.
#32
Sounds like a ****ty friend. You shouldn't hang out with him. Unless he provides the weed. If that's the case, keep hanging out with him.
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#33
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You should be thankin this rich mofo. He just gave you a glory hole. Use that motherfucker, bro.

#34
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You should be thankin this rich mofo. He just gave you a glory hole. Use that motherfucker, bro.

either that was a huge joint, or he's gotta tiny dick
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#35
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eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.


But a couch for a handjob makes on guy happy.

TS, make him give you a handjob.
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#37
Can't you patch it?
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#38
Quote by Tempoe
That's a good idea, or accidentally burn a hole in it.

He is the singer for an American one hit wonder band. It was a big hit though. Sorry, won't say as I wouldn't want anyone to say anything about me and drugs and stupidity if I was famous.
I'll take a pic of the couch later though.

BULLSHIT
EDIT: also, people say things about famous people being stupid all the goddamn time. look at Palin. she even calls herself stupid without knowing it! name or it didnt happen.
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#39
Quote by AntiG3
Oh lawdy.

Nice one, problem is that he's RICK JAMES, BITCH. (e-cookie of you get the reference)

edit: goddamnit pre-posted
edit2: if you can't beat them join them

I DARE YA DARKNESS

At first I was like then I read the I dare ya darkness part and I was all like
#40
Quote by Tempoe
That's a good idea, or accidentally burn a hole in it.

He is the singer for an American one hit wonder band. It was a big hit though. Sorry, won't say as I wouldn't want anyone to say anything about me and drugs and stupidity if I was famous.
I'll take a pic of the couch later though.

No, Kurt Cobain's dead. You're making this up.
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Its lame.
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