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#1
Well I just got in a fight Pit. With a kid I was tight with for SO long. But he just went crazy on my ass, he was like SUPER high and his nose bled out of nowhere. This is just in the first round.

Round 2 is Wednesday, and I need advice on now beat him up because he might feel SUPER high again, so yeah Pit, deliver please

Oh and I know that fighting is immature, Dnt remind me kthxbai
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#2
You stupid kids and your rap music. GTFO
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#3
fighting is immature

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#8
You call that a fight? There was no punching in what you described.
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#10
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Peace, my son, not war, will solve the worlds problems.
So don't beat him up, beat him off.


He already said they are tight.
#13
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Peace, my son, not war, will solve the worlds problems.
So don't beat him up, beat him off.

I lol'd
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#14
im confused....
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#15
Let the blood run into your mouth and spit it into to his eye; it will blind him. (Hopefully.)

Or do I as I do when in a fight situation: Beat the living **** out of them. Kick their ass until they fall down. Go hardcore and lift them up and throw them on the ground head first, then stomp on his face. Then grab a EDIT: inanimate object and beat them with it. Until they cry. Then keep beating them. Break his dominant arm and his tailbone, and either ankle.

I tend to do that when I get into fights. Not that drastic usually, but that would probably win you that fight, and would end all fights to come.

I posted this in the other thread also. If two people actually went at it like this, it would be pretty intense.
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#16
Fighting is fun.
Do it.
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#18
Quote by fender4482
You call that a fight? There was no punching in what you described.

Nuh-uh he said he the kid was "super" high, must of been a killer fight, so HxC
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#20
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Nuh-uh he said he the kid was "super" high, must of been a killer fight, so HxC
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Yeah dude he was SUPER high, he had like an adrenaline rush or something.
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#23
Quote by Eddie4President
Yeah dude he was SUPER high, he had like an adrenaline rush or something.

He was "super" high, and you still couldn't beat his ass? Don't even go to the next fight.
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#24
How did you guys get to fighting? Did you catch your girlfriend with his dad? Are you his dad's girlfriend? Did he put his penis in your cooking device?
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#25
hugh, yer kewl
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#26
Quote by fender4482
He was "super" high, and you still couldn't beat his ass? Don't even go to the next fight.


First of all, he was SUPER high, not "super high," and second of all, blood was coming out of his nose just when the wind hit it, so it was gross.

EDDIT: And I have to go to ROUND 2, you can't just skip out on ROUNDs.
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#27
hahah i would say **** u but u made me laugh. ill see u then bitch
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#29
Quote by Eddie4President
First of all, he was SUPER high, not "super high," and second of all, blood was coming out of his nose just when the wind hit it, so it was gross.

EDDIT: And I have to go to ROUND 2, you can just skip out on ROUNDs.

It's a fight. If your going to fist fight, get use to the blood.
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#31
Why fight him? It's pointless. Violence isn't the answer .... Murder is.
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#32
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hahah i would say **** u but u made me laugh. ill see u then bitch


I should slap the **** out of both of you for being gay. Now go to bed before your moms wake up.
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I was not offended
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Or drown in my own shit.
#33
I dunno, the knees/elbows are a good place to go for.
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#34
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I dunno, the knees/elbows are a good place to go for.


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#35
Muay thai. He won't expect it at all.
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#36
play some massively epic solo on ur guitar, literally melting his face
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#37
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I should slap the **** out of both of you for being gay. Now go to bed before your moms wake up.

good answer, sort of what i was thinking..
if youre too ****en stupid to know what to do yourself then you really shouldnt be fighting.
#39
Quote by oxymorcide
good answer, sort of what i was thinking..
if youre too ****en stupid to know what to do yourself then you really shouldnt be fighting.


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#40
These kids are obviously 12, and set up both of these threads simultaneously about the other .... Same words and phrasings and every thing. Fake as hell, try again boys.
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