Poll: Are you Circumcised?
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View poll results: Are you Circumcised?
Yes
412 44%
No
466 50%
I'm a Girl.
59 6%
Voters: 937.
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#1
Do you have a Mushroom or an Aardvark?



Disclaimer: I'm really high right now, and the main purpose of this thread was to make that joke.
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'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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Last edited by iantheman at Jul 7, 2009,
#4
Christ we have a new one of these threads 5 times a year and they all end the same way - with people arguing over which is better.

As a guy who got circumcised at 18, and had sex before and after, I can tell you that there is virtually no difference at all
#5
Two of mine are, but the other three and a half are original stock.
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#9
I'm a boy.
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I would join in and make it an orgy, f*cking my father up the ass while he gives it hard to my sweet little pumpkin, culminating in me cumming all over his bearded face.


...is that what you wanted to hear?

#12
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I answered I'm a girl, just to throw off the poll.

oh you rebel you, i better keep an eye out for you!
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Warned for having the wrong opinion.
#15
Quote by iantheman
Do you have a Mushroom or an Aardvark?



Disclaimer: I'm really high right now, and the main purpose of this thread was to make that joke.


well, i'm high, too and i got a kick outta this

i'm not circumcised. intact.
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#18
Real men don't get circumcised.
Quote by Beserker

I would join in and make it an orgy, f*cking my father up the ass while he gives it hard to my sweet little pumpkin, culminating in me cumming all over his bearded face.


...is that what you wanted to hear?

#19
Quote by RU Experienced?
*googles aardvark*

*Looks at the images*

...Wtf is this shit? This is an ant-eater, not an aardvark! Google must be broken...
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#20
My penis is not mutilated, but remains proud and intact in all its natural glory. O, my penis, it's glory bestowed upon me by the gods! Gaze upon it and marvel at its beauty!
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#22
I am a girl, and what is this?
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#23
Quote by master
got circumcised at 18

Jesus tap dancing Christ!
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'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#24
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I am a girl, and what is this?


I am 12, and what is girl?
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#26


Yes, I don't want my tool to look like that.
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#27
lol clincher, that is what an uncut one looks like lol

i'm circumsized (lol cum), but when it get rlly cold it looks like im not.
#32
Quote by master
Christ we have a new one of these threads 5 times a year and they all end the same way - with people arguing over which is better.

As a guy who got circumcised at 18, and had sex before and after, I can tell you that there is virtually no difference at all


Was there a reason you got it done?

Because if you got it done because of a problem with it, then you would've never have experienced a healthy functional foreskin.

On topic:

Quote by Eddie4President
Nope, thank god.


this.

Some interesting reading:


if too much skin is removed in circumcision, it can make the penis smaller since the penis needs some skin to expand during an erection:
http://drgreene.org/body.cfm?id=21&actio...
http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%20Scr...

Circumcision has become less common. Circumcision rates were as high as 90% back in the 1960s and 1970s (that's partly why today's adults are so... brainwashed, I supposed you could say, about thinking that circumcision is better) but they have fallen to as low as 14% in some states. Here are the statistics:
http://www.cirp.org/library/statistics/U...

The USA is the last developed nation doing it to a large number of newborns without religious or medical needs. (Europeans, Latin Americans, Japanese, and most Australians, Canadians, and Asians don't circumcise):
http://www.circumstitions.com/Maps.html

Why?

In a medical study, it was found that females are more likely to hit orgasm with an uncircumcised man:
http://www.healthcentral.com/drdean/408/...

The lubricated foreskin (on the inside... like your eyelids) slides up and down during sex and masturbation to stimulate the head (which is why you don't hear of uncircumcised guys needing lube to masturbate).
http://www.cirp.org/pages/anat/

Studies have found that circumcision reduces sensitivity (this article also mentions how it has lost popularity in the USA in recent times):
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,2855...

And despite being more sensitive, uncircumcised guys still last in the same six minute range (average) that circumcised guys do:
http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/abs...

Circumcision makes masturbation more difficult:
http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi/abs...

Which makes sense, that's how circumcision was promoted in the USA:
http://english.pravda.ru/science/health/...

Increases erectile dysfunction rates:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez...

If too much skin is removed in circumcision, it can make the penis smaller since the penis needs some skin to expand during an erection:
http://drgreene.org/body.cfm?id=21&actio...
http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20and%20Scr...

Circumcision does not completely stop penile cancer. The American Cancer Society has already confirmed the myth that circumcision = no cancer.
http://www.cancer.org/docroot/CRI/conten...

If circumcision did stop penile cancer, then penile cancer would not be more common in the USA (most circumcised adults) than in some European nations, where circumcision is not practiced other than for medical/religious reasons.
http://www.circumstitions.com/Cancer.htm...

And a new study found that circumcision does not reduce your chances to get HIV/AIDS. Unlike other studies, this one was done in a developed nation; the USA.

http://www.reuters.com/article/healthNews/idUSN0345545120071204




Also, did you guys know there are beauty products made from human foreskin?

http://www.alternet.org/environment/47421
Last edited by Tire Me. at Jul 9, 2009,
#33
i am. its better. my pen0r gets more fresh air that way. especially if im not wearing pants. but for some strange reason i get strange looks from people at my school when i do that...
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#35
When you think that circumcision in the USA was done because of masturbation hysteria, and people thinking if you had to use lube and your penis was much less sensitive you wouldn't masturbate, it's messed up.

Also does it seem odd that female circumcision is considered barbaric and a human rights violation yet male circumcision is not?
Last edited by Tire Me. at Jul 7, 2009,
#36
Quote by Tire Me.
Was there a reason you got it done?

Because if you got it done because of a problem with it, then you would've never have experienced a healthy functional foreskin.


I had skin cancer (not the same as penile cancer btw) and they said that the easiest and most certain way to cure it was to get a complete circumcision.
#38
Quote by Shelflife
Real men don't get circumcised.



real men dont post on internet forums, they are to busy with their mustaches
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