#1

What do murder, pedophilia, suicide and a baby tiger have in common? They have all been used to sell stuff in these amazingly disturbing vintage ads!


http://www.retrocomedy.com/2009/07/15-creepiest-vintage-ads-of-all-time.html


the sliced pig one in particular is hilarious!

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#3
Those old Pears adverts are always pretty weird.
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#5
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#6
That last one was win.. The winnest of them all.
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#8


Is it just me, or does that animal look like it could be related to Pedo Bear?
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#9
Oh god, the pears one, I don't understand what they were selling.
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#11
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Is it just me, or does that animal look like it could be related to Pedo Bear?

god yeah it does..... wow pedo bear is a really old man
#12
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That could only be French.
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#13


I lol'd.
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#14
good god...i need to check myself into a shrink after seeing those...
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#15
"Bread Demon"

And "Drink the cocoa or this clown will murder you in your sleep."
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