What do murder, pedophilia, suicide and a baby tiger have in common? They have all been used to sell stuff in these amazingly disturbing vintage ads!


the sliced pig one in particular is hilarious!

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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
Those old Pears adverts are always pretty weird.
"I want the theatre without the drama. I want the opera without the soap."

Is this the part where I say I'm a girl?
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"Bread is swell, but what I'm really excited about is eating jelly made from the blood of the innocent!"

That last one was win.. The winnest of them all.

Is it just me, or does that animal look like it could be related to Pedo Bear?
"Most people are trying to simplify the world. We're definitely here to complicate it." - Dad
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up


^ I was there
Oh god, the pears one, I don't understand what they were selling.
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Is it just me, or does that animal look like it could be related to Pedo Bear?

god yeah it does..... wow pedo bear is a really old man
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That could only be French.
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Ejaculate in MY moustache?!

Music is just wiggly air. Accept it or leave it.ಠ_ಠ

I lol'd.
*A list of all my gear*

Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
good god...i need to check myself into a shrink after seeing those...
Holy crap, my UG account still exists?
"Bread Demon"

And "Drink the cocoa or this clown will murder you in your sleep."
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~