Poll: Which?
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View poll results: Which?
Majesty of the enlightened pi
19 22%
Billymaysology
55 64%
Fawcettism
4 5%
Peoples temple of the people
8 9%
Voters: 86.
#1
* Don't know if this belongs in religion thread or not, but wether or not it does, i need the poll
**All of these are made up by me and a group of people. a name or two might be similar to some other cult, but its unintended.

Majesty of the enlightened pi
All that ever was or shall be are contained in the numbers of pi. if you lay out the numbers on to a sheet of paper, and convert each number into a letter, than the history of the world, meaning of life, and what the future holds can be found in there. somewhere.

Billymaysology
You can get into heaven for only 3 easy payments of $39.99! and if you call in the next 15 minutes, you'll also get a bottle of mays' heavenly clean. and if you call in the next 5 well he'll reduce the price to only 2 easy payments of $39.99 and heaven is yours!

Fawcettism
Believes billmaysology is the old testament, and the new one is Farah died for the sins of humanity. When she got to heaven (she called in just 4 minutes) Billy offered her a wish. her wish was for all the children of the world to be safe, so Billy killed Michael Jackson.

Peoples Temple of the People
Beliefs are unclear, but has a very strict church. whenever hands are clapped twice, all followers must raise their left hand and drone "God wills is". if they raise their right hand, it will be cut from the body, as the right hand is the devils panflute. all praying is done on the knees with the left hand in devil horns, and face-down. Level in the church is based off of different metals, such as "iron pope" or "Molybdenum chaplain"
#7
Actually, there really was a temple of the people. 918 of their members ended up killing themselves in a mass suicide.
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Last edited by urik at Jul 7, 2009,
#9
Quote by captainjackass
read the top of the first post

I did. I just pointed it out since it's an interesting story.
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#10


I'll just pick Billymaysology cause Billy Mays is (or was... ) the ****.
Quote by urik
I did. I just pointed it out since it's an interesting story.
But everyone knows about Jonestown...don't they?
Last edited by Pat_s1t at Jul 7, 2009,
#11
@ urik: ^yeah, it's pretty interesting. I guess.


BILLY MAYS IS GOD. CAPS 4 BILLY.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#15
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The Umbrella Corporation.


Resident Evil.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#16
Children of the Atom.


P.S. I voted /Billymaysology
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in addition to all of that, you also win the thread.



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#22
The Blue Öyster Cult.

(That took long enough, damn. Is this the Pit or what?)
Tell me who's that writin'...
#26
The Whigs.
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Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


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Win


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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life