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What happens if you swallow mouthwash?


The back of the bottle always says do not swallow but i dont really see how this is possible to avoid. Apparently saliva stays in your mouth upto 2 weeks after kissing somebody, so inevitably some will be swallowed. I fear this may too be the case with mouthwash.


Does anybody have any experience of swallowing this potentially toxic liquid?
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#2
You'll die.

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You get superpowers.
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You'll die.

Yup. You're ****ed if you swallowed any.
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You get superpowers.


You'll be super-dead...?

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#12
Guys please take this seriously, im genuinely worried about my health....
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#13
You will turn into a pillar of salt
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#15
If you drink to much of it, Hilary Clinton and elmo will find out were you live and devowel you.
#16
I just had a bad stomach the next day... although i didn't swallow an awful lot.
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#17
You will sh*t lions.

If it was just a little bit, you'll probably be fine, but otherwise I would call poison control or go to the doctor or something.
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Last edited by demoniacfashion at Jul 7, 2009,
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...he is dead now


That was the most generic, expected response ever, but for some reason, I lol'd pretty hard when I read it.

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#21
So, you're telling me, that if i kissed my mom last week, and my girlfriend today, and their saliva is squishing around in my mouth, then that means that they made out?


Dude, that is so cool.


Bedit: Serious answer: I think it's fine if as long as you don't drink too much of it. I've swallowed some before and nothing bad happened to me.
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#22
well... in all honesty id assume it would eat away at your stomach lining and cause some blistering, possibly get into your bloodstream and poisen you. youd get ulcers down your throat and through your digestive system, pretty nasty situation in your bladder whn it gets in there.. in short. yeah youll prolly die
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If you drink to much of it, Hilary Clinton and elmo will find out were you live and devowel you.

Ah.. the old devowelling.

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well... in all honesty id assume it would eat away at your stomach lining and cause some blistering, possibly get into your bloodstream and poisen you. youd get ulcers down your throat and through your digestive system, pretty nasty situation in your bladder whn it gets in there.. in short. yeah youll prolly die



oh no see now im really worried. Also apparently i will excrete lions?


is this true?
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#27
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That was the most generic, expected response ever, but for some reason, I lol'd pretty hard when I read it.


thats what I was going for deadpan humour ftw
#29
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I drank a whole bottle once, i turned into a bandana


As you can clearly see in my diagram,



It is far more likely that you will become banana from drinking mouthwash.

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srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
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#30
i swallowed some ten years ago and i died. in fact, im dead right and am typing this through a gateway of the living and dead
#31
well I drank quite a bit and I threw up after a few hours. It just makes you feel sick nothing more. YOu might not even puke but I have a sensitive stomach. Nothing to worry about tho it's not a good idea to drink it as if it's water or something 'cause you'll puke seriously
#32
no you wont excrete lions.. nor will anytihg of what i described prolly happen to you.. youll prolly just feel a bit sick.
hopefully o.0
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i swallowed some ten years ago and i died. in fact, im dead right and am typing this through a gateway of the living and dead

So they DO have UG in hell!
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#34
Most mouthwash contains alcohol.

If you swallow enough of it you might get drunk


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#35
Quote by AlecMag
As you can clearly see in my diagram,



It is far more likely that you will become banana from drinking mouthwash.

this illustration is correct, have fun becoming an edible, seed containing fruit
#36
It wont do anything. I've swallowed a mouthful on accident before. Its no biggy
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well I drank quite a bit and I threw up after a few hours. It just makes you feel sick nothing more. YOu might not even puke but I have a sensitive stomach. Nothing to worry about tho it's not a good idea to drink it as if it's water or something 'cause you'll puke seriously



oh thats a relief, you see, i spilt a bottle in my bath and well, i was giving my turtle a bath and a bit of exercise. Do you think he will be ok?
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Quote by Capt_Clarkson
this illustration is correct, have fun becoming an edible, seed containing fruit


We must test this theory.

TO THE MOUTHWASH!

EDIT: it worked. I'm a banana. crap.

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srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#40
It drank the mouthwash? It'll be alright nothing to worry about animals have a better system than we do It'll excrete it easily nothing to worry about tho I think you should ask a vet as well.

Edit: On second thought I think there's no need to ask a vet even. There's nothing to worry about unless it has drunk all of the mouthwash or something
Last edited by Dopemgs at Jul 7, 2009,
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