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the worst thing you've ever seen. anything qualifies
WTMOTHERF! Make me a cow plz!
TS' mom
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.


...but the rape never came
Nothing could of prepared me for what I saw in a mirror.
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I'd call you a crazy Brit, but your username seems to quite assure your sanity.

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Epic username of pure epicness

To: Jesus=ConArtist
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This is Germany we're talking about.


Quote by stoner179
Thanks alot. When i read the first sentence, i dont know why, but i laughed in the middle of my first class at tech school. You sir have made me look like a fool for the first and last time
Sentencing of rapist, murderers and drug barons
The employment of complete retards in the NHS
Many of Simon Cowells creations
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.

Quote by Turkeyburger
I once saw a man eat his own head.

Now I have seen everything...
Quote by abstract pie
Ahh the pit. Where conversations of Pokemon Cards can turn into ones of wizard homosexuality

You are everything I want...
...'Cause you are...

...Everything I'm not.

Atheism. Is. Not. A. Religion.
Today's saints were yesterday's sellouts
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TS's signature.



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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

Rosie O'Donnell in leather.

Quote by imdeth
This man deserves my +1


Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


XBL: huffy409
most will ferrell movies...
Quote by Eliyahu
Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

Quote by TheReverend724
Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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"Oh Mr.Cuddles, you make my pants go boom boom. I are horny. Do not disappoint I"

Viscara (my band)
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3 Guys, 1 Hammer...

That is some messed up stuff.

That's just Ukraine's interpretation of MC Hammer.
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oh really? i didnt know children of bodom were better than a band far more famous and popular than them, cheers for the update

Quote by Mr.Maccy
Your from the states. I end my case.
Napolean Dynamite. Don't give me that shit that it was a great movie and it was hilarious, that movie fucking sucked, had no plot, and was not funny.
I once saw a man get knocked in the head by a horse bringing his hoof down on top of him... the horse then proceeded to trample him and run him over with the carriage it was towing. He was leaking brains and stuff across the street. I don't know if he died, it was really intense. Scary too.

Click here if you like the Washington Wizards
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3 Guys, 1 Hammer...

That is some messed up stuff.

Goodnight Sweet Prince

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do you know where i can find the tabs?


Quote by gd123
I'm 14 not a troll....

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what is goatse anyway? and no im not going to fall for the "why dont u google it" trick
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This man is smart.

Quote by guitar-guy69
you spelt colors wrong

Tweet me bro.
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Quote by blankoff
what is goatse anyway? and no im not going to fall for the "why dont u google it" trick

It's not a trick.

Just ****ing google it.
Quote by Grindar
Said "mmmmgrbllll?", and proceed to fornicate with the omelets.

Quote by magnus_maximus
I don't know whether to laugh, cry or ejaculate.
vomit porn
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

Quote by SeveredSurvival
Oli Sykes.

I hate him so much.

And to the Megan Fox guy...
Your a genius my friend, i would very much like to share a beverage with you.

Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
Megan Fox's thumb O.O
it looks like a toe...
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Yes I AM jealous.

^ about me
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