#1
In this thread we all post one word. The goal is, by the end of this thread, we'll have a wacky "story" from our singular words. I'll give you an example. If I posted "I" the next person could say "was", the next "walking", so that the entirety would be "I was walking", but hopefully it will last long enough to create an orgiastic nonsensible tale.

I'll begin.