#3
They're good, but not as much as they are in the commercial. Zorbeez kick their ass.
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#6
You could use google, there are many actual reports from sites like PopularMechanics.
#7
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#8
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that guys annoying as hell

yeah well don't say that to his face, he might attack your hooker
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#10
Better than your average shammy, but not anything amazing. Some friends bought me a set of them for my birthday as a joke.
#12
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This is correct to the fullest extent.
#14
I bought a knock-off brand and it works alright, though not as good as the infomercial. Also, do you people have any idea how happy I was when I heard Vince punched a hooker?
#15
meh, not as good as that billy mays wannabe makes them out to be.
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#17
Hell yea I bought a Sham Wow!!
I like it, works great when I dont want to use a towel or paper towel
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#20
APPARENTLY they work if you follow the instructions.
They're supposed to be damp when you use em. And you're supposed to machine wash it before first use or something


I'm not wasting my money on some overpriced towel though.
#21
It works pretty well for me
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#22
i said zorbees was better to him and he bit my lip off bastard
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#23
last night I saw the new commercial and they actually used the guys from Collegehumor who made fun of the original guy being in jail, for the actual commercial.

I was like wow
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#24
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last night I saw the new commercial and they actually used the guys from Collegehumor who made fun of the original guy being in jail, for the actual commercial.

I was like wow



I saw a newer sham wow commercial, shortly after the guy got beat down, and he had all the bruises on his face still, it played out just like the old commercial which was a little weird. Really funny though.
#25
I'm usually to Vince's defense whenever I see him in a thread, but I will admit that the ShamWow is the worst chamois ever, maybe the one I used was just bad?


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#26
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I'm usually to Vince's defense whenever I see him in a thread, but I will admit that the ShamWow is the worst chamois ever, maybe the one I used was just bad?


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#27
I think that dude has been plotting for awhile to become the new Billy Mays.


I smell a conspiracy....


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#28
The way it absorbs **** in the commercial is exaggerated, of course.

But it's decent.
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#29
Vince offer scares me.
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