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But seriously, conspiracy theories are intentionally wild to cover up the less-salacious truth. That's the real conspiracy.

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#4
JFK = Conspiracy.

9/11 = Not a conspiracy.

As for the people who will say "how did you not see the explosions at the bottom of the towers" why do you automatically think it has to be the government who planted them?

After all, if they can manage 4 airplanes to get hi-jacked simultaniously, I am positive they could manage to have a few people drop backpacks full of explosives in the chaos that was underneath the towers.
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#5
Young Earth theories= BS
Alien theories= BS
NWO theories= BS

In short, all conspiracy theories are BS
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Conspiracies = Conspiracy.
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Conspiracies = Conspiracy.



Well said.
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Young Earth theories= BS
Alien theories= BS
NWO theories= BS

In short, all conspiracy theories are BS



...hes one of them :O
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#10
The wood gnomes!

That tall guy in the overcoat, beard, and green hat isn't your average rapist..he's 3 wood gnomes standing on eachothers shoulders
#11
This could be very good
On topic: Aliens: No
JFK: Possibly
9/11: Obviously not
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...hes one of them :O

haha am I an alien...or worse?!
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JFK = Conspiracy.

9/11 = Not a conspiracy.

As for the people who will say "how did you not see the explosions at the bottom of the towers" why do you automatically think it has to be the government who planted them?

After all, if they can manage 4 airplanes to get hi-jacked simultaniously, I am positive they could manage to have a few people drop backpacks full of explosives in the chaos that was underneath the towers.

This man speaks the truth.
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#15
Finally somewhere that I can share my master conspiracies.

Casinos

They rig their slot machines. They only do this for Big money prizes, no 5$ prize or anything. They use a mathmatical pattern for every slot machine, so certain number of times it is played ( going according to the mathmatical pattern) it will win a big money prize. Then they hire people to go to those certain slot machines at those certain times, and win big. they return partial money, and keep some as payment.
Argument 1- What about normal people that win, like your grandma or father? Well people are not perfect, so somtimes the 'hired' person can not reach a certain slot machine at the right time, and a normal person wins big, thus making the casino loose tons of money.
Argument 2- Why would these said 'hired' people return some money instead of keeping it all? Well they already get payed to do this simple task, so its free money. These said people are then re-hired to repeat this job. This equals more money. If they decided to keep all the money and not return it, they would not get re-hired and miss out on tons of future money.

9/11

Yes it was a conspiracy! The buildings were blown up by the government. All the 911 calls from inside the building were faked. The bodies you saw flying down? Not real bodies. They were thrown from previous set rigs. everyone that 'died' was either payed enough to never return to their family (unlikley option), or families were payed to pretend that a member of their family died.
Arguments - there are too many. >.<


I dont really beleive these, I just made them up, but they are quite convincing arguments I dare say. (only the casino one, it makes sense)
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#18
most religions, yes that includes you jesus
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#19
JFK's ghost murdered Kurt Cobain.
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Which do you think may be true, which are total b/s

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#21
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Conspiracies = Conspiracy.


Thats wrong because a conspiracy is singular and conspiracies is plural.
#23
kennedy- definitely 100% NOT A CONSPIRACY
9/11- i think bombs were in the building, but i don't think the government planted them
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#24
I think this thread is a conspiracy....to find out how much we really know!!!
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#26
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Casinos



Casinos wouldn't need to do this, all of the games are already such that they the probability of actually winning anything is tiny, much less than it seems at face value.
It's a conspiracy.
#27
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Casinos wouldn't need to do this, all of the games are already such that they the probability of actually winning anything is tiny, much less than it seems at face value.
It's a conspiracy.

Ya rly. The odds of winning are so slim that, even with the random huge payout, the casinos are still making bank off your grandma.

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#28
The Pit is monitored by aliens that are trapped in area 51 , and feed on all of the one-hit-wonder artists from history.
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#29
MJ's death=Conspiracy

MJ had enough of being a pop star and took a plane to Africa where he is now a mystical tribal elder. Before doing self he somehow managed to clone him self except something went wrong and his clone ended up all white and slightly pedo.
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#30
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Cobain was murdered. Other than that, they're all bull****.

i think cobain was murdered too!!!!

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#31
The only "conspiracy" I believe in is that a good portion of all crop circles in the world are real alien phenomena and no one will ever make me believe otherwise. It's something that a lot of people think is silly, but the conditions on the ground of a "genuine" crop circle cannot be replicated by two people with string and planks...and even if they had the technology, it would be nearly impossible to pull it off without a trace of human interaction or human error in the formation.

The one that fascinates me the most is the supposed "Chilbolton Arecibo message". SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) sent a message from the Arecibo satellite in 1974. It looked like this when decoded:



In 2001, we supposedly received a reply in a few different crop circles that're really creepy:



Close-up of the upper right crop circle with explanation:



There's another crop circle that was in the same field, but it's very unbelievable looking and it makes it much harder for me to believe the entire story:



Apparently the ball the alien figure is holding is a message that was translated using ASCII code:

"Beware the bearers of FALSE gifts and their BROKEN PROMISES. Much PAIN but still time. BELIEVE. There is GOOD out there. We oppose DECEPTION. COnduit CLOSING,"

In closing, believe what you want to believe. If this is a hoax, then the hoaxers are photoshop masters for taking the time to shoop these crop circles from so many different overhead angles and coming up with a cryptic message in 2/3 of them. Greatest hoax of all time if it were...but I believe it's real - blow me.

Go here for information on the first two:
http://www.cropcircleresearch.com/articles/arecibo.html

And here for information on the really unbelievable one:
http://www.cropcircleresearch.com/articles/alienface.html

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