#1
lol aren't they the greatest, cause they echo like crazy

theyre always funny in public bathrooms...no matter how hard I try, I can't help but laugh at them
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#2
Me too. It's even funnier when the guy in the stall next to you has 'em.
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#5
Yeah. I ripped one that was really long. It went for like 5 seconds, seriously. I laughed my ass off.
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#8
Despite my acute germophobia condition, when I have to drop one I will drop one - no matter where I am. I love toilet bowl farts in public places because it always seems like as soon as I get the toilet paper on the seat and get settled down to do the doo, someone will walk in. This pissed me off to the point that I stopped giving a damn and started trying as hard as I could to rip loud nasty ones everywhere possible. I am the toilet bowl farter.

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i love farting so much


So do I, man
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i love farting so much



Who doesn't?

I remember it like it was yesterday.

8th grade English class. I waited for the teacher to pause so everything was silent and let it rip. It was the loudest, Raunchiest fart ever. The whole class had this look of "What the fuck?" mixed with "Did I just hear that?" Needless to say, i felt accomplished.
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You know what else is funny?

Warned UG members.

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#13
I ****ing love hearing those so much. And people need to chill out here. What's with all the reporting and ****? So what if it's pointless? Is the world going to end if there's a few dumb threads? It's the ****ing internet lmao.
#14
i like it when im farting really long, hard, and loud and all of a sudden a suprise turd pushes his way out w/ the fart. those things shoot out like bullets!
EDIT: while im already on the sh*tter, that is.
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...you take the fun out of everything.
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You know what else is funny?

Warned UG members.

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That's another thing I hate...people that report "Pointless threads" in a pointless forum. That's the equivalent of an internet Paul Blart. Congratulations...your morals are endless.
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Warned UG members.

*reported for Spam/pointless thread topic*

piss off. the pit doesnt like users who kiss the mod's asses ya know?
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I bet you feel so cool.
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you kno what else is funny. My foot up your ass.
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#20
well this thread is turning out nicely. its like the one kid in class who everybody hates, and all the students randomly decide to yell "shut up!" at once
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#21
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you kno what else is funny. My foot up your ass.
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lol +17 points to you for the That 70's Show reference
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I ****ing love hearing those so much. And people need to chill out here. What's with all the reporting and ****? So what if it's pointless? Is the world going to end if there's a few dumb threads? It's the ****ing internet lmao.

yeah i agree with this guy... i mean come on, its the internet.