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#1


Is it just me or does this flower look like it's purpose is to sexually satisfy mankind?

The way I see it, if I stick my Johnson in there, it will close it's pedals and give me the most epic blow job ever. Could you imagine that? What if some flowers actually require human male sperm to reproduce? How many would you grow in your house?
#10
Looks like some kind of extraterrestrial life form to me......
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#12
It looks like it's made for hippy orgies.
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#13
TS you little fobaganoosh! That's MY flower! I post it when people are trying to be unique little doves!
#14
Don't forget to check for Bees first though!
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#15
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This is a weird forum.

You ain't seen nothing yet bro.
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#16
^agreed
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#18
i came
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#19


I love you metaldud


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#20
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This is a weird forum.



Get used to it! this is nothing!


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#22
Just when you think you've seen it all...this forum never fails to deliver.
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#23
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TS you little fobaganoosh! That's MY flower! I post it when people are trying to be unique little doves!




He stole it. Metaldud, you ARE NOT a unique little flower!!!
#24
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This is a weird forum.

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welcome to the pit...
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#25
I....don't know what to say, you're right.
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#26
What the **** is wrong with you guys talking about ****ing flowers? if your dicks are small enough to enjoying ****ing a flower then we have a serious problem
#27
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He stole it. Metaldud, you ARE NOT a unique little flower!!!

Did I really steal it? I saw a flower on another thread and wanted to make a thread about it. Jus think about it: Mother Nature, a wh0re.
#28
Nah. Imagine getting pollen all up in your piss spout.

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What the **** is wrong with you guys talking about ****ing flowers? if your dicks are small enough to enjoying ****ing a flower then we have a serious problem

Watch out, this guy is too cool for hot, steamy flower sex.
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#29


Metaldud is giving away his flower!
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#30
Quote by metaldud536
Did I really steal it? I saw a flower on another thread and wanted to make a thread about it. Jus think about it: Mother Nature, a wh0re.


lol.

I'd hit that flower harder than a greatball bouncing off a pokemon's head.
#31
TS is a flower f ucker!!!
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#32
Pie>flower.

Nice try though.
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#33
is this a screamer?

If not, then you need help, TS.
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#35
hell yeah TS! i ONLY stick my d*ck in purple vaginas. f*ck that pink sh*t.
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#36
you can try all u want but that flower isn't going reproduce **** with ur sperm, u will need pollen grains which make up for the male reproductive system in a flower
#38
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you can try all u want but that flower isn't going reproduce **** with ur sperm, u will need pollen grains which make up for the male reproductive system in a flower

you realize he said "what if" dont you?
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#39
Wow. That is one of the most gorgeous plants I've seen in a while. The center looks like some kind of super nova.
#40
Quote by DZCunuck
is this a screamer?

If not, then you need help, TS.

This is grand theft. It is a sin. It's the same damn force that gets makes you swallow a drink too fast and you end up hacking a lung away for an hour. Damn it all to hell...
I'd hit it... three times
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