#1
I know I made a thread a few days ago about what age you were when you first got drunk, but this is different. Reveal your most awesome, entertaining, or positively frightening drunk stories.

I actually don't have anything that hilarious or extreme, the best I have is I got drunk and made out with my ex. I'm sure the pit can provide much, much better tales of inebriated woe and/or fun.
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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

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#4
i tryed to kick myself in the face. first you must relize i'm 6.1 and i'm a lanky basterd. it ended up with me flopping on the floor and making a very loud thud.
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#6
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Hey Mike.

February called, they want their meme back.

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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#7
I busted in a chick's Smirnoff Ice and gave it to her. She wasn't too fond of me, but she didn't have a clue. I hate her a little less now.
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#8
i threw my phone through the window of my buddies car =P

cost me 300 bucks and a new phone =(
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#10
I once fought a tree.

I once fought a light post.
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#11
one time i projectile vomited from my friends couch all the wa into his kitchen and all over his fridge. then i passed out and they had to clean it up before his mom got home.

another time was i hooked up with a girl 4 years younger than me and the next monday at school i found out we were cousins
#12
I failed english, and needed a higher mark, so I was enrolled in summer school, the school is really close to this field where everyone throws big partys, i thought, cool ill go to the party, then sleep over, i woke up in front of the school with a bunch of kids looking at me, because i had no shoes, and was covered in vomit and broken glass
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#14
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I once fought a tree.

I once fought a light post.




If I were one to sig...this would be the quote I would marry myself to.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.