Page 1 of 6
#1
Everyone has an "I'd hit that" joke. Some are creative, refreshing, and funny, while most are stale, and lack any thought.

Here's your chance to hit this thread like a pit monkey and post your best 'I'd hit that like' joke!

'Tap that' etc jokes are welcomed as well.

I came up with one recently that was the best I've thought of:

"I'd hit that harder than an abusive step-father."


My apologies if any of you do in fact have abusive step-fathers.

K Pit, please bring the lulz.

And no, I didn't hit the search bar. Because it would've brought up sooo many irrelevant threads. If someone can link me proof of this happening before, I'll tap the delete button.
Last edited by Tire Me. at Aug 25, 2009,
#2
I'd hit that like Tire Me.
Quote by TGautier13
Because e-cred on a sub-par 4Chan knockoff forum is what everyone strives to achieve.
We believe - so we're misled
We assume - so we're played
We confide - so we're deceived
We trust - so we're betrayed
#4
I'd hit that like Chris Brown.
I'd hit that like an Asian driver.
I'd hit like that Hit Hittington, greatest Hitter to have ever hitted.
#5
Jessica Biel - I'd hit that straight into 3rd trimester

Megan Fox - I'd hit that in the face for making everyone think she's hotter than she really is.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#8
I'd hit it like a double cheeseburger offa Dolla Menu.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#9
I'd hit that like Rihanna hit Chris Brown....


WAIT AMIDOINITRITE?
*A list of all my gear*

Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
#10
my friend says "I'd take a run at that" which I find rather amusing.
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
#14
I'd hit that so hard, if someone pulled me out they'd become the king of England!

╠═══════╬═══════╣

THE ASTRAL PANDA σƒ τλε τρπ βπστλεπλσσδ

╠═══════╬═══════╣


Last.fm
#16
I'd tap that like tap tap
キタ━━━━(・∀・)━━━━!!
Quote by Ichikurosaki
shred knows more about everything than anyone i think

Quote by IchiKurosaki
i hope we never meet shjred honestly i love you but im scared of you
#17
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I stick stuff in my pee hole.

Gear:

Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#25
Quote by BK202
I'd hit that like it was a pinata at a party. I would never get to go and she would be dead before I was able to get the candy.


Relevent:



I also contribute: "I'd tap that like a tap dancer."
Last edited by Tire Me. at Jul 8, 2009,
#26
Quote by Wulphy


I'm Canadian Eh?
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning. Nothing worse will happen to you all day.
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes.
#27
I'd tap that like a drunk guy in a nut shot contest
Quote by bass-boy-garith
Quote by guitarhero_764
I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#28
Quote by Brandon!


You laughed inside, don't deny it.
Quote by Ur all $h1t
I stick stuff in my pee hole.

Gear:

Schecter C-1 Classic
Ibanez S670PB
Stratocaster MIM Standard
Marshall MG30 (its purple )
Dunlop Crybaby Wah
#30
Quote by coryklok
I'd tap that like Samuel Morse.

good god I'm gonna use that one.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
#37
I would admire from afar but never actually approach that because I have no balls.
Quote by TGautier13
Because e-cred on a sub-par 4Chan knockoff forum is what everyone strives to achieve.
We believe - so we're misled
We assume - so we're played
We confide - so we're deceived
We trust - so we're betrayed
#38
I'd tap that harder than Bill Clinton
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...