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#1
...how much would you charge per hour? Feel free to outline charges for 'extra services' as well.

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#5
1 dollar sucky sucky
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#6
$100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 x infinty per nano second
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#8
I would just have people pay me with stuff like guitars and pedals to suck their dick...
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#9
Girl - $300 per hour

Male - $500 per hour (just includes head and handjobs) actual sex with a male (anal) would be about $1000
#11
Depends on how attractive the client is.
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#13
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Depends on how attractive the client is.

Why would someone attractive need to pay to have sex?
#14
$2 a minute, standard rates...

but yeh seriously. free.
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#15
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Why would someone attractive need to pay to have sex?



I didn't say they'd be attractive. But some people are uglier than others.
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#17
I'd charge like, $5 an hour, just because I'd be so lousy. That's if the customer was a male.

If it was a female, I'd accept nothing less than a car, which I would then flee from them in.
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#18
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I'd charge like, $5 an hour, just because I'd be so lousy.

*Sees gender*


*hands $5*
#20
if the girl was hot...little as possible to get laid
if the girl was FFFFFugly....as much as possible to get rid of her
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#21
5 dolla
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#22
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if you rape a hooker, is it theft?


Speaking from a friend's personal experience where that bitch was totally coming on to him...that's still rape.
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#23
I'd charge a flat fee that is equal to the price of whatever im GASing for.
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#24
Speaking from a friend's personal experience where that bitch was totally coming on to him...that's still rape.
So a "friend" who's not by any means you or related to you raped a hooker...


#27
My gf says she'd pay $300/hr...




Then she said, "$1000 for something up your butt?"

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#29
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So a "friend" who's not by any means you or related to you raped a hooker...




Are you a lawyer by chance?
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#30
Quote by evening_crow
My gf says she'd pay $300/hr...




Then she said, "$1000 for something up your butt?"

<_<
>_>




... did she read my post? Cause that's exactly what it says
#31
$10 - Rusty Trombone
$20 - Strawberry Shortcake
$5 - Dirty Sanchez
$2 - Anal
$15 - Custom Position

These are my prices, they double on Fridays, cash up front.

edit: Kids are half off and I do birthdays!
Last edited by batman187 at Jul 8, 2009,
#33
Quote by batman187
$10 - Rusty Trombone
$20 - Strawberry Shortcake
$5 - Dirty Sanchez
$2 - Anal
$15 - Custom Position

These are my prices, they double on Fridays, cash up front.

edit: Kids are half off and I do birthdays!

nice edit
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#34
I would only accept customers that cum blood
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#35
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I would only accept customers that cum blood

no
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#36
Depends on hotness of said GIRL.

I won't be whoring myself to guys >_>
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#37
Guys: $10,000 a minute as a minimum price.

Womenz:

Oral: $5 a minute
Sex: $10 a minute, as it requires more effort
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#38
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$100 per minute


So two hundred dollars a pop then, eh?
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