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#1
I saw a thread a few years ago talking like it was a few centuries ago. It was really neat. Here, it is three hundred years past.


Discuss.
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I like guitars, running, and math.
#3
What?

You mean we should talk like it's 300 years in the past?
DeVillains!
#5
So then, Alexander Selkirk was just rescued from shipwreck on a desert island, inspiring the book Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe. That's interesting. What do you guys think of that?
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#6
Go to the gentleman thread, we all speak like its the 1800s
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#7
this is neat
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#8
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Go to the gentleman thread, we all speak like its the 1800s


Thread has been hijacked.

EVERYONE TO THE GENTLEMEN THREAD!

Also, on topic: This isn't going very well.
RIP Tom Searle.
#9
Quote by Dawginator
Go to the gentleman thread, we all speak like its the 1800s



Aye, but I am not able. Myself arn't not a gentleman.
I'm not a Bible-thumper anymore. Realized I had a brain in '09.

I like guitars, running, and math.
#10
1709?
[edit] Events of 1709

[edit] January – June
January 6 – Europe's coldest period in 500 years begins during the night, lasting three months and with its effects felt for the entire year.[1] In France, the coast of the Atlantic and Seine River freeze, crops fail, and 24,000 Parisians die.
February 2 – Alexander Selkirk is rescued from shipwreck on a desert island, inspiring the book Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe.
February – In America, Mardi Gras is celebrated one more time with Masque de la Mobile in the capital of French Louisianne, Mobile (Alabama), before Mobile is moved 27 miles (43 km) down the Mobile River to Mobile Bay in 1711.
June 27 (Old Style) – Battle of Poltava: Peter the Great defeats Charles XII of Sweden, thus effectively ending Sweden's role as a major power in Europe (see below).
[edit] July – December

July 8: Battle of Poltava.July 8 (New Style) – Battle of Poltava: In the Ukraine, Peter I of Russia defeats Charles XII of Sweden at Poltava (see above).
July 27 – Emperor Nakamikado accedes to the throne of Japan.
August 8 – The hot air balloon of Bartolomeu de Gusmão flies in Portugal.
September 11 – Battle of Malplaquet: Great Britain, the Netherlands and Austria defeat France.
October 12 – The City of Chihuahua, México is founded.
December 25 – In London, 10 ships leave for the New York colony, carrying over 4,000 people.
[edit] Ongoing events
Great Northern War (1700-1721).
War of the Spanish Succession (1702-1713).
Great Frost of 1709
#11
dammit, we lost the battle at poltava. darn russians.
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yo, where all da protestants at?



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I like guitars, running, and math.
#15
I shouldn't even be here yet. Australia wasn't a colony until 1800s
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#20
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This thread will never exist!

What is this madness we are all looking at?
#21
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America will never have a black president!



President? What do thou meanst by "president?"


*ehm Washington wasn't even BORN now.
I'm not a Bible-thumper anymore. Realized I had a brain in '09.

I like guitars, running, and math.
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#26
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*wears dunce cap*


They haven't been invented yet.
RIP Tom Searle.
#27
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*wears dunce cap*
Don't worry it resurfaces in central asia in only 50 years time
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#28
Quote by Psalm 150:4
President? What do thou meanst by "president?"


*ehm Washington wasn't even BORN now.



What doest thou mean.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#30
word


...shit I ruined it.

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srsly.


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#31
Wordeth?
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#33
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Hey guys! My wife just had a baby! His name is Keith Richards!


this means the rumors that keith richards gave birth to himself are true.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#34
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Wordeth?

Poopeth!
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#35
THIS IS SPARTA!

That's 300, right?
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#36
oh man, this year 1709 sure is crazy ya dig? Hope its not as wack as that ole' year 1708! whew! that was madness!

man i love living 300 years past don't you?
#38
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What is this madness we are all looking at?


Madness? MADNESS?!?!?!

THIS IS THE PIT!

*Kicks you into the pit where you are mutilated beyond recognition by the crazy pitmonkeys*

>.>

<.<
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#39
Hi Hoooooeeee!!!!

To The Gentlemen Thread
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#40
HEYYYY GUYZ IM FROM THE FUTURE
Soulja boy up in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
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