Poll: How much noise?
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View poll results: How much noise?
Shout the house down
4 5%
Odd moan or two
3 4%
Only when I orgasm
5 6%
Silent.
72 86%
Voters: 84.
#1
How much sound do you make whilst masturbating? I'm like a ninja, utterly silent.
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#4
It goes "Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap"
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#6
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My fapping has CRUSHING OVERDRIVE.





If i'm in an empty house, loud. If not, silent.
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#11
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My fapping has CRUSHING OVERDRIVE.


So perfectly subtle.
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#12
Silent.
Not even the 'fap' part.
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#14
I'm not allowed to masturbate anymore after that one time I accidentally set off all of the car alarms in a 2 km radius
#15
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I shout out my name, though this one time I shouted out the wrong name ... that was awkward.


People say weird sh!t when they have sex, one time I called this girl "mom".










funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#16
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People say weird sh!t when they have sex, one time I called this girl "mom".










Interesting... Was she your mom?
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#20
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Interesting... Was she your mom?



























Though you missed the reference.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#21
Quote by Mr Lincolnlogs
My fapping has CRUSHING OVERDRIVE.

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LE shoop? It must be rad. And yes, I see potential.

P.S. nobody google 'man train'.


#22
Next time I'm about to blow my load, I'm going to yell THE GAME really loud.
*A list of all my gear*

Varg/J Mascis/GG Allin are all the same person.

There are two types of people in this world: people who like Bolt Thrower, and people who suck.

Death by diamonds and pearls.
#23
ever slap two ham steaks together that have been sitting on the counter on the muggiest day of the summer?
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#24
goddamn! almost 50 voters already!

edit: more that fifty! this could be big.
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LE shoop? It must be rad. And yes, I see potential.

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#26
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ever slap two ham steaks together that have been sitting on the counter on the muggiest day of the summer?


Disgusting.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#27
Silent Assassin.
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#29
throughout the session, I just scream out random obscenities, even if its by myself.

MOAR TIP TOES, TIP TOES IN THE FUKING TAXI! TIP TOES IN THE FUKING TAXI! MY BATTERIES! MY BATTERIES ARE OPTIIMEUS PRIME! EAUGH!

I just black out in the end from all the screaming.