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A place to share your stories and tales about the 10 ft., 600lbs sonofabitch....

To Bill Brasky!


EDIT: The point of the thread is to create your own Brasky trivia instead of quoting well known facts about Bill.
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Last edited by Brandon860 at Jul 8, 2009,
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I masturbate to the teletubbies!
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#5
"Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calamari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"
#6
Bill Brasky orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
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#7
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half—until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!
#8
He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!
Amps
Mesa Dual Recto 3 Ch
Peavey 6505 Combo

Cab
ENGL E212VH Cab

Guitars
Epi Explorer
Schecter Damien 6
Squier Strat (signed by Rob Zombie!)

Pedals
ISP Decimator
Dunlop Crybaby Original
Boss CE-5 Chorus Ensenble
Boss GE-7 Equalizer
#9
Guy 1: Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky and I were in a production of "The King and I?"

Guy 2: Every morning I crap the bed.

Guy 1: Anyway, on opening night, Brasky chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

Guy 3: He breastfeeds John Madden.
#10
Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!!!
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#11
Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren't any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders Cup, right? Under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running and I BREAK MY ANKLE.

[Group of Guys Start Laughing]

So anyway they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don't shoot him he's a human.
#12
He punched us all in the face and slept with our wives...and we loved him for it!
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#13
Brasky once ate his way through an Eqyptian antique coffee table just to get to the bathroom.
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#14
So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and would walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes Brasky had to shoot the maid.