MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95.

Mayer's wife, Geraldine, said he died of old age Monday age at Hospice Care in Fitchburg.

He was the third Oscar Mayer in the family that founded Oscar Mayer Foods, which was once the largest private employer in Madison. His grandfather, Oscar F. Mayer, died in 1955 and his father, Oscar G. Mayer Sr., died in 1965.

Mayer retired as chairman of the board in 1977 at age 62 soon after the company recorded its first $1 billion year. The company was later sold to General Foods and is now a business unit of Kraft.

Mayer's first wife, Rosalie, died in 1998. He married Geraldine Fitzpatrick in 1999.
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I only saw Mayer is dead at first and thought it was John Mayer. I was upset.

But this is sad, too.
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I would comment on the recent deaths of like a billion celebrities but well.... this guy obviously died of old age. rip, regardless..
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95. He had a good run.

that's what I thought.. someone post the lyrics to his weener song lyrics!!
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I only saw Mayer is dead at first and thought it was John Mayer. I was upset.

But this is sad, too.

same, that woulda sucked so much
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oh I wish I were an oscar mayer...

Not that one though, cuz he's dead.

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I say grind up his remains and make some limited edition sausages!

But seriously, may he rest in peace.
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