#1
Man I was tellin my homie Jeromy about how much of a bitch my older sister can be. He told me she was probly on her period. I asked him what a period was and I was shocked. Apperantly, when females get mad, they bleed from their vagina fo no reason!! DAMN!! DATS NASTY!!! So my sister came into my room cos i stole her underwear and i was gonna sell it at school. But I made sure to put a bucket under her so dat her vagina didn't drip blood on my carpet. DEN I KICKED HER IN DA SHINS!!! BAR HAR HAR HAR!! When my mom yelled at me I told her and my sister to make my dinner and have their periods together!! BAR HAR HAR!! I GOTTED GROUNDED FO A WEEK BUT IT WAS FUNNY!!!

Now check out my myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/mcgeegeedaexplosions
#3
You sound like a female comedian. GTFO
Quote by MakinLattes
dwelling on past mishaps is for the weak. you must stride into the future, unabashed and prepared to fuck up yet again.
#6
not even funny

*reported*
Quote by Scruff17
Kiss a guy and tell her it means nothing to you. Then die a little inside knowing that it did.


Flippin Tables
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

PSN: Chuche_02
#7

*reported*
Official Member of the 'Fly your australian flag high club' for the really patriotic Australians: P.M Dire straits to join