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#1
Searchbar didn't come up with anything...but you all know the would you rather game. Give 2 challenging scenarios and pick one. Answer and post a new one...I'll start.

Would you rather have an orgasm every time you hear the word "pancakes" or burp the theme to "Ellen" every time you climax?

GO!
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#2
Does no one know what the hell the searchbar is anymore?!?
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#3
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Does no one know what the hell the searchbar is anymore?!?

didn't you read the first fucking sentence?
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lolworthy- classicrockboy WIN of thread.
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~ Jimi Hendrix

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#4
The first one.

Be forced to eat waffles for the rest of your life OR be forced to watch TV the rest of your life (which you intended to do anyway)?
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#5
Waffles.

Would you rather give anal sex to a guy or recieve anal sex from a guy?
#8
be forced to eat waffles.


Forced to stop playing guitar or never have sex at all in life?
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#9
Never have sex.........live forever or die in 2 weeks?
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#11
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Does no one know what the hell the searchbar is anymore?!?


+1.

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didn't you read the first fucking sentence?


...

There is OBVIOUSLY a carbon copy of this thread somewhere.
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#12
live forever. get eaten by a bear or a moose?
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He's from Arkansas. Of course he wants to eat it.


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Why did women get multiple orgasms instead of men? I want a river of semen flowing out of my room to mark my territory.


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#13
by a bear. it would be faster


**** hillary clinton for 1 hour (face up, missionary, no closing your eyes and pretending its someone else)

or **** jessica alba for 1 hour, except she's been dead for 4 hours.
#15
Pissing a cactus implies that it's liquid, therefore should be rather painless.

...

Piss in the eye or dick in the mouth
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#17
dick in the mouth... assuming its merely for an instance and doesn't require sucking.

voluntarily put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall, or involuntarily get pushed into a pit full of barbed wire and lemon juice.
#18
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voluntarily put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall, or involuntarily get pushed into a pit full of barbed wire and lemon juice.

What.......you're a sadistic bastard.
#19
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
dick in the mouth... assuming its merely for an instance and doesn't require sucking.

voluntarily put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall, or involuntarily get pushed into a pit full of barbed wire and lemon juice.


I'm gonna have to go with the first one

Get whipped in the balls with wrecking ball, or get ran over by a steamroller?
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#20
Quote by DiSTuRBeD -26-
I'm gonna have to go with the first one

Get whipped in the balls with wrecking ball, or get ran over by a steamroller?



a lot more of you would get hit by the wrecking ball, but im gonna have to go with that one


take a piece of molten hot wire and jam it into the nerve of your tooth
or take a razor blade and extract your own ocular lens.
#21
Quote by DiSTuRBeD -26-
I'm gonna have to go with the first one

Get whipped in the balls with wrecking ball, or get ran over by a steamroller?


Both would kill you but the wrecking ball would be faster so I choose it.

Cut off your dick and balls or cut off all your arms and legs?
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Hmm... seems the thread has been taken over by a swimming pool filled with sperm.

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Whenever I run out of tissues, I get worried that I'll be caught hopping through the hallway with my pants around my knees, a dying erection, and a fist full of semen.
#22
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Both would kill you but the wrecking ball would be faster so I choose it.

Cut off your dick and balls or cut off all your arms and legs?


dick and balls

take a piece of molten hot wire and jam it into the nerve of your tooth
or take a razor blade and extract your own ocular lens.
#23
tooth, it'll recover, eye won't

would you rather have your scalp slowly pulled off, or your right hand cheesegrated off?
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#24
ran over by a steamroller, as long as it's headfirst and/or I'm unconcious.

Spontaneously turn into a blind cave salamander sometime in the future while having sex, or be gang raped every tuesday and thursday in the bum hole from now on?
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#25
Quote by pwninator123
tooth, it'll recover, eye won't

would you rather have your scalp slowly pulled off, or your right hand cheesegrated off?



scalp slowly pulled off.


die in a fire or die in the electric chair


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ran over by a steamroller, as long as it's headfirst and/or I'm unconcious.

Spontaneously turn into a blind cave salamander sometime in the future while having sex, or be gang raped every tuesday and thursday in the bum hole from now on?



you are very VERY late my friend.
#27
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
scalp slowly pulled off.


die in a fire or die in the electric chair

.

electric chair. way quicker.

emotional or physical pain?
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#28
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electric chair. way quicker.

emotional or physical pain?

physical, i cant stand emotional pain :/

Guitar get broke in half or break right pinky finger
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#29
Break Right Pinky

Balls chopped off or blown off?
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#30
Blown off

Eat your own sperm, or some random guys sperm?
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#31
Who the hell would rather eat a stranger's sperm than their own?!?!??!

Get your dong chopped off or a dildo shoved up your dick hole?
#32
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Break Right Pinky

Balls chopped off or blown off?


chopped off, there's a chance they could be sewn back on then, plus less collateral damage to the captain
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#34
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Meet Steve Vai or Joe Satriani?


****..... I'll go with Satch.

Poop razorblades or piss citric acid (fruit juice)?
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You are now using UG Classic.


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#35
Quote by xM3GAD3THx
Meet Steve Vai or Joe Satriani?



satch


experience Resident evil in real life
or experience Dead Space in real life
#36
Probably Satch, he's a better teacher, both cool guys.

Get mauled by Slayer fans every night or eat rice with everything?
#38
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Probably Satch, he's a better teacher, both cool guys.

Get mauled by Slayer fans every night or eat rice with everything?



i pretty much do eat rice with everything, so that.


drive a ford mustang
drive a chevy camaro

EDIT: ^ probably jesus so i could know for sure who he was
#40
Quote by xM3GAD3THx
Camaro, the new Mustangs look super gay.


Date Haley Williams or Taylor Swift?



Taylor Swift (flame shieldz up)


meet elvis presley or jimi hendrix
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