Why would my parents who fight constantly suddenly decide to have sex last night???

#1
Well theyve always been on the brink of a divorce or something like that, and i dont think theyve had a normal conversation in months, and then last night I'm lying in bed and I hear all this deep breathing and bed springs (over the rain too). wtf is going on?
Last edited by tom1thomas1 at Jul 9, 2009,
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Well, they're married, married people often have intercourse. Do I need to get the diagram?
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#11
You're the one causing all their problems, so they're making a new baby to replace you when they kill you.
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This, basically.

Be glad. At least the sex will keep your parents together.


is that so good?
#14
My mom claimed she hated my dad because he beat me up over droppng my ps2 years ago.

She then had sex with him.

Yep. My life is ****.
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Babies solve all marital problems. Congratulations, TS. You have a new baby sister on the way.
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because sex is fun??? maybe?
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#20
Rape ?
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#21
go in and say, "hey dad, if youre allowed to have sex can (insert hot girls name here) come over so i can have sex?"
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If I heard that **** I would tell them to quiet the **** down.

I ran into my parent's room with a video camera when I knew they were having sex once. It was awful.
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I ran into my parent's room with a video camera when I knew they were having sex once. It was awful.

wtfh?!?
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I ran into my parent's room with a video camera when I knew they were having sex once. It was awful.


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#25
It was probably reeeally good too. Think about that as you go to bed.
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Well, they're married, married people often have intercourse.

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Babies solve all marital problems. Congratulations, TS. You have a new baby sister on the way.


I think they're infertile by now
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I ran into my parent's room with a video camera when I knew they were having sex once. It was awful.

I have no idea why, but this post made me laugh a great, hearty laugh.
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