#3
wait, a drug found in the soil of a south pacific island?


are you sure the researchers just didn't get high and started reporting random stuff?
#4
and then the zombies come...

but it does sound pretty darn cool
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#5
This soil seems legit


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#6
Interesting, if this is true, I'll hopefully be able to see my grandsons sons wedding in the future >_> <_<
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#8
Would it also prolong youth? I mean, I wouldn't want an extra 15 years of being old and frail and unable to wipe my own ass.
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Would it also prolong youth? I mean, I wouldn't want an extra 15 years of being old and frail and unable to wipe my own ass.


I think 50 will become the new 30 and 80 will become the new 60, so itll be all good.
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I think 50 will become the new 30 and 80 will become the new 60, so itll be all good.

Bitching.

NOW I HAVE MORE TIME TO ACTUALLY ACQUIRE EVERY POKEMON IN A GAME MUAHAHAHAHAA
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Would it also prolong youth? I mean, I wouldn't want an extra 15 years of being old and frail and unable to wipe my own ass.

Let me just put this out there... great question.

Seriously. I never even thought of that.


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#13
Theres still major drawbacks. From what I read, it seems it supresses immunity. Which means, we would get sick faster and die faster lol. The mice were kept in a very sterile enviornment.

So, I guess in the state it is now, it would kill us faster.
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Theres still major drawbacks. From what I read, it seems it supresses immunity. Which means, we would get sick faster and die faster lol. The mice were kept in a very sterile enviornment.

So, I guess in the state it is now, it would kill us faster.


We could live in very sterile enviorments too, like a giant biodome.
#16
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does this mean i can be old and miserable 38% longer? great.


no, your life is stretched out 38% more :P

it "slows down the aging process"

=D

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#17
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We could live in very sterile enviorments too, like a giant biodome.

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#19
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This is a classic Twilight Zone setup. They'll be some kind of side-effect with ironic consequences.

It does; it says it supresses the immune system; you may live longer, but if you start to get sick, it'll take effect much faster.
#20
It's Pauly Shore, who was in the movie, Bio-Dome.
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#21
eventually they'll find the active ingredient and just extract it?

mm.. this is awesome haha
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#23
Seriously what are the advantages of everyone living 38% longer?

The world is already polluted and over populated to the max already.
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#24
Caloric restriction claims a 25% increase with no drugs. (and no food, lol)

Hopefully they will sort it out by the time I'm 50.
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#26
No thanks.

I'd rather live my life properly... free of drink, drugs, smoke, and especially this.
#27
Puny humans.

Celebrate this all you want, but you'll still die one day...

We Immortals will still stand.
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Seriously what are the advantages of everyone living 38% longer?

The world is already polluted and over populated to the max already.


Not everyone, just a few of us.