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#1
My dick is like Ozzy Osbourne: the most memorable performance contained lots of blood.
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#4
no
Quote by UraniYum
Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


Quote by Cb4rabid
Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#7
*Enters Thread

.....

*Leaves Thread
Gear:

Jackson Mark Morton Dominion
Mesa Dual Rect 2 Channel
Marshall JCM900 1960 cab
#9
mine is like Dick Valentine

Lover!

if it wasnt for him, i would say no as well.... i feel dirty just for contributing


#10
My penis is like Genghis Tron. Spontaneous as holy fuck.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#11
The performance of my penis is a bit like Metallica. Furious thrashing, mid-paced grooving, boring ease, and a futile attempt to return to the glory days of constant pounding.
#15
I was gunna do a Michael Jackson one but i thinks its too soon.
(No, it didn't turn white over time, i could've done much worse than that)
Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
Last edited by Jacoiskoby at Jul 9, 2009,
#16
Quote by webbtje
My dick is like George Michael. It sucks.


Laaast christmas, I gave you mah dong.
The very next day, you threw it away...
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#20
My dick is like Queen - Not completely straight.
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#21
Quote by Jacoiskoby
I was gunna do a Michael Jackson one but i thinks its too soon.
(No, it didn't turn white over time)


...don't say it rapes children.





Mine's like the singer of Midnight Oil. Tall and bald.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jul 9, 2009,
#25
I find this forum is the easiest way to make guys lie about their size... Am I righT?
Freedom isn't free...


It costs like ten dollars a gram
#26
My genitals are like Hootie and the Blowfish.
Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#28
My dick is like Chris Brown. It beats the hell out of women.
Quote by PiNk_ThE_pUnK
It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
#29
Mine is like Rick Astley - pops up when you least expect it
Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#30
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
Mine is like Rick Astley - pops up when you least expect it


dude thats great




best YouTube video ever

Quote by Crazymike100
Honesty is the best policy!

...Unless your trying to get a job. In which case, lie like you just got pulled over with a dead body and some shovels in the back seat.


Gear in Profile

Like NCIS
#31
Mine is like Chris Cornell


It went solo
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
XBL tag: cbiggs18
#32
Mine is like Angus Young. It short and small, but it'll give you a hell of a rockin'.
#34
Quote by Floyd93
My dick is like Chris Brown. It beats the hell out of women.



Quote by Kumanji
How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


Quote by JDawg
Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#36
I am a girl. I do not relate.
■■■
'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


╚═ ▼▲▼▲▼═╝
#37
Thread fails.

Gear
Gibson Les Paul Traditional
Carvin V3 and Marhall 1960A cab
2 B.C. Rich Ironbird Pro
Schecter Hellraiser 6
Boss ML-2

#38
Quote by RocksAwakening5
I am a girl. I do not relate.


sure you do, it said genitals, not dick
#39
My penis is like Billy Corgan...


...well his head anyways.
Because we seperate... it ripples our reflections.
.snoitcelfer ruo selppir ti...etarepes ew esuaceB
#40
My dick is like the Wiggles; the preschoolers love it
Quote by PiNk_ThE_pUnK
It's way too sunny and warm here today to listen to black metal, I shall bookmark it and come back when the weather is worse.
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