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#1
None of you will remember this but I had a thread a while ago: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1005188 . And I had to go for a check up today. And, well.....


He said I can't masturbate for a month.....
A whole month, how am I going to do this ?? Crawl into a corner and not talk to anyone ?? It's no internet, that's one thing. And I will only watch stuff like Cartoon network or series like CSI.

Pitt, help a dude out. How will I survive ??

Desperately yours,
Kami-sama
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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#3
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A whole month, how am I going to do this ?? Crawl into a corner and not talk to anyone ??


Desperately yours,
Kami-sama


Do you wank it when you talk to people?
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#4
not fap?

try and fill your time with more constructive business?
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#5
It's really not hard.
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


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#7
can you still have sex?
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

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Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

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#8
is it aids?
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He's from Arkansas. Of course he wants to eat it.


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#9
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not fap?

try and fill your time with more constructive business?


Tried, and it gets boring after a while.
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#10
Hey, on the bright side, you won't need those glasses your mother has been saving up for.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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#14
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wow...that's rough man

as i am addicted to fap i have no advice for you

fixed
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Mr.Cuddles killed The Metal!!!! FUCK YES!

Quote by TheReverend724
Mr Cuddles pretty much nailed it...

Quote by thanksgiving

"Oh Mr.Cuddles, you make my pants go boom boom. I are horny. Do not disappoint I"


Viscara (my band)
#16
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Have some self control

+1
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#17
Who the **** cares about wanking it, what about the fucking?!

Hey guys! I just started playing electric guitar should I get a Gabson Lay Pall or a Femdor Startokaster. I like the picks on the gabsons but i like how sweet femdors look. Beforre i get a gabson what company makes them?
#18
Quote by Venice King
Have some self control


And that gets boring after a while also.
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

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I love you TS.


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Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#19
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It's really not hard.

A solution arises.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
How do you make fapping interesting? If I'm bored the last thing on my mind is fapping.
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


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#21
On the bright side, think of the epic load you'll blow on the day you can masturbate again.
Yeah, it's going to be fantastic.
#23
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It's really not hard.

there is an erection joke to be made... but I won't lower myself to that
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#24
Ummmm.... just try some self-control. And you can use the internet without looking up porn, you know.

But, if you really have to do something to prevent it, every time you want to, picture something either really innocent (a baby, or a kitten), or something completely disgusting..... or your mom... I don't know which category she falls into...


Edit: You know, I guess I'm going to make this epic journey with you. No fapping for a month. Btw, what's the official end date?
Last edited by herby190 at Jul 9, 2009,
#26
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there is an erection joke to be made... but I won't lower myself to that

Already beat you too it.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#27


Dude that sucks.
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Now that is an epic win right there!!!!


I made an epic win
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#28
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Already beat you too it.


This thread's about not being able to masturbate.
There'll be no beating in here!
#29
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Already beat you too it.

woops my mistake
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#30
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It's really not hard.



pun??? lol
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#31


Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
Today I feel electric grey
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#32
I got a testicular torsion while playing football and had to have my ball chopped open and sewed back in place and my doctor didn't tell me anything about masturbating. It wasn't like I felt like masturbating when my balls were all bandaged up and stuffed into a jockstrap anyway.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
Last edited by nebiru at Jul 9, 2009,
#33
I do not want to be near you when that month is up. It's gonna be like a volcano.
*parp*
#34
I went two weeks in wisconsin because i was living in the apartment of a friend and I was terrified they'd find me asleep naked or something.

It wasn't bad, the length of time doesn't make it any more difficult.

In all seriousness, the third day is no harder than the 2nd, and so on. Promise.
#37
Thanks for the help so far I thought you guys would understand.


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Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.


I will put you, in my signature.
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Isn't it a little big-headed to name yourself "God," TS?

no.

Quote by Simsimius
I love you TS.


Quote by Ganoosh

Any thread with that title is sure to deliver, and this one...well...it did.
#38
a bunch of guys gave it up for Lent....11 tried...10 lasted....the one who didnt broke it after a week lol
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#39
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Thanks for the help so far I thought you guys would understand.

Hey, incase you didn't see my edit, I decided to make this journey with you.
#40
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a bunch of guys gave it up for Lent....11 tried...10 lasted....the one who didnt broke it after a week lol


I actually see that as a negative statistic for the pit, rather than a positive.
It means that we had 10 lying bastards and one truthful.
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