You don't.
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You don't.

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Ibanez RGR420EX
Peavey 6505+ 112 Combo
Yamaha F-310
Kustom Arrow 16DFX
Not possible unless you have humbuckers, then you stand a better chance.
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Digitech Bad Monkey.

Peavey Valveking 112
Very possible to get in the ballpark.

Use the neck pickup, dime your gain (well, maybe not quite that much...), roll a little treble off at the amp, and give your presence a boost by about the same amount as you rolled your treble down.

Basically, gain is your friend here, and most amp/guitar combos can get close enough for horseshoes.

A Strat is no LP, but at least it's not an acoustic.

Better solution would be a pup replacement at the bridge, they make some serious humbuckers that fit no problem into a single coil slot.