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#3
we have some smart 'uns in tonight..
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#4
No, they tried to market them at one point, but no one bought any, so they all headed down to Mexico... same problem

and thats how Octoberfest started
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#5
omg i want ice cream.
but that's a freezer.


So, do they have microwaves in mexico?
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#7
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omg i want ice cream.
but that's a freezer.


So, do they have microwaves in mexico?

dont be silly! you have to have money to buy a microwave!
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#9
my next door neighbor is a penguin
im serious
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#10
Do they have running water in Great Britain? I mean, they live on a fucking island, there's water all around.
#11
I'm from Canada. I once rode my Polar Bear from my Igloo from Windsor to Detroit and boy did the it get hot once I passed that imaginary line!
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#12
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Obvious troll is obvious, but still,

But they do have milk in bags.

Only in the East.
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#13
Do they have running water in Great Britain? I mean, they live on a fucking island, there's water all around.
you, my friend, are trying too hard
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I guess I'm kind of like a hippie. I'm anti-war, do drugs, and like communism.
Your not a hippie, just a ****ing moron.
#14
This is probably a parody of those annoying threads that ask stupid questions like "Is America the only country that has 'cook outs'" and suchlike.
#15
I had somebody from the States over one time and let him change the milk bag. ...and he just sorta stared at it 'til he told me that he didn't have the slightest idea of how to use it. We also drive on the left hand side of the road.
#16
No I'm seriously wondering, and I'd appreciate it if someone would give me a straight answer.
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#17
no, we don't have freezers either. whatever moose we hunt we finish right away.

summer vacation came early this year because a few of our teachers got eaten by polar bears.

i should report this but, i find a lot of people around here don't like that. because nothing is ever stupid enough.
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#18
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They also have milk in bags in Canada

Paper Bags? They couldn't be shopping bags, because they have two little holes in the bottom, so all the milk would pour out.
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#19
i heard that once hummingbirds pass into canada they explode into flaming chunks of ice, and if you get hit you instantly become a purple iguana that only speaks in haikus and smells of banana bread.

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#20
No they don't. It never get's above -20F you see, even in summer. The common fridge in Canada would have to be used as an oven.
#21
What's that?! I can't hear you over my oil powered generator and the blizzard outside my igloo!
#22
We actually crap on our food. See it's so cold here in Canada we **** ice.
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#23
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They also have milk in bags in Canada

They have milk in bags in the elementary school in my town in Kentucky. This is not some CRIZZAZY Canadian thing.

Question is purposefully stupid, thread is pointless.
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#24
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No I'm seriously wondering, and I'd appreciate it if someone would give me a straight answer.


You my friend need to understand the meaning of a stereotype. Just to inform you, yes we use refrigerators, it's 77 degrees today in Vancouver. If your joking then so be it, but if not then you really need to look at a map and understand that the imaginary line between Canada in the US doesn't mean anything and sometimes its hotter in Canada then in the US.
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We actually crap on our food. See it's so cold here in Canada we **** ice.


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#26
Quote by demoniacfashion
No I'm seriously wondering, and I'd appreciate it if someone would give me a straight answer.



your trolling is embarrassingly unsuccessful. It's 94 degrees in Toronto today.
#27
Quote by TimboSlice
I had somebody from the States over one time and let him change the milk bag. ...and he just sorta stared at it 'til he told me that he didn't have the slightest idea of how to use it. We also drive on the left hand side of the road.


There's also only one road in Canada
#29
Well I didn't know that. I thought it was pretty cold in the northern US states like Montana, so I figured in like Northern Canada it would be colder. I don't know maybe I'm just stupid. I was not trying to be funny or anything.
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#30
Quote by demoniacfashion
Well I didn't know that. I thought it was pretty cold in the northern US states like Montana, so I figured in like Northern Canada it would be colder. I don't know maybe I'm just stupid. I was not trying to be funny or anything.



nobody is that ignorant. gtfo.
#31
Quote by Lord Mudkipz
There's also only one road in Canada

And only one side of it.


The left.

But seriously, TS, there's probably a part of Canada the size of Texas on a lower parallel than some of the States. Consult a map. Or the Weather Network, or wikipedia, common sense, Maytag Canada even...after you've checked those, THEN consult the Pit. Then your local pastor/reverend.
#32
Quote by demoniacfashion
Well I didn't know that. I thought it was pretty cold in the northern US states like Montana, so I figured in like Northern Canada it would be colder. I don't know maybe I'm just stupid. I was not trying to be funny or anything.


Clearly you are just stupid. Well now you know, not to listen to stupid stereotypes.
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#33
Quote by demoniacfashion
Well I didn't know that. I thought it was pretty cold in the northern US states like Montana, so I figured in like Northern Canada it would be colder. I don't know maybe I'm just stupid. I was not trying to be funny or anything.
Seriously, how many phonebooks do you have to sit on to see your computer screen?
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#34
Quote by TimboSlice
And only one side of it.


The left.

But seriously, TS, there's probably a part of Canada the size of Texas on a lower parallel than some of the States. Consult a map. Or the Weather Network, or wikipedia, common sense, Maytag Canada even...after you've checked those, THEN consult the Pit. Then your local pastor/reverend.



correct. Southern Ontario where i live is farther south than MOST of the top half of the northern states. not to mention the fact that canada experiences the jet stream, which creates exceptionally hot whether. TS is not actually as stupid as he is pretending to be... he is a troll.
#35
yes

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