#1
Should I put like lotion or some **** on it? My sister has this hand sanitizer **** with moisturizer should I use that? And yeah I'm serious and I can't find a good answer with google.
#8
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You cut your willy?

Put a plaster on it.

Then squeeze a lemon onto a cheese grater and continue shaving

Damnit you're making my balls hurt in my mind.
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#9
Suprisingly mature reponses from the pit on this...
Flap it and enjoy yourself...

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#10
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And yeah I'm serious and I can't find a good answer with google.


so you think you'll find a good answer in the Pit?
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#12
**** i cut my balls shaving and using not a razor.. one of those hair cutting things.. clippers or w/e.. didn't hurt.. it just suprised me. but i didn't do anything.. bled the smallest bit then healed. It was only a tiny tiny cutt
#13
14 year old not troll is a troll.
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#14
I'm afraid you'll have to cauterize the wound before you bleed out (the pubic area has the highest blood-flow 2nd to the brain). I suggest lighter fluid. I'm not joking, dude.
#15
Put some anti-bacterial cream on the cut and cover it. You don't want that sucker to get infected (it might swell up a bit, but the puss would put off any chicks).
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#17
Quote by MetalGuitarest
**** i cut my balls shaving and using not a razor.. one of those hair cutting things.. clippers or w/e.. didn't hurt.. it just suprised me. but i didn't do anything.. bled the smallest bit then healed. It was only a tiny tiny cutt


Thats because sperm have little worker sperm who fix any problems in the genital region.
#19
Pics or it didn't happen
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#20
My only advice is . . . look at my new sig
Sorryz for me bad engrish.

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I just cut myself shaving my pubes...
#21
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Pics or it didn't happen


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#24
Use a trimmer you crazy bastard!

And not because of the cuts, but because of how bad that sh*t will itch the next day.

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I actually did that once with Icy Hot. I had pulled something in my groin, and (like a moron) completely forgot about the consequences of not being cautious of where the Icy Hot was going. I have a VERY high tolerance for pain, but about 1 minute later I was on the bathroom floor, in the fetal position, praying for death.
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#25
It'll be fine, razor cuts are always clean and relatively painlessly. Just leave it for a bit, and don't wank, or you'll open the cut up again.
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#29
Quote by Random3
You cut your willy?

Put a plaster on it.

Then squeeze a lemon onto a cheese grater and continue shaving


laughing at your own jokes eh


cool man

#31
This happened to me once. I actually didn't realize until I had finished, but still, after I was like "Woah **** my penis is bleeding slightly". So I stopped shaving for a week.
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#35
okay seriously i know your doubting it but but antibacterial **** on it and apply pressure.
problem solved.
all thanks to AEROTROOPER159
#37
isn't there something in the rules about not giving medical advice?

Not the greatest idea to go to UG and ask.
#38
I razor burned my junk before going to a party once.
It's the only time I wish I hadn't hooked up with a girl. =|