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Last edited by Jaymz_515 at Jul 9, 2009,
#5
1) Always use an SG
Epiphone Elitist SG (Serious)
Tokai Silver Star
Epiphone Dot
Epiphone Les Paul
Washburn J28SCEDL
Washburn J12S

G.A.S List

JCM600 (Yes a 600..)
#6
This is a stupid idea. I'm sorry, I don't say that very often, but this is more ridiculous than the 'Man Laws' Thread.

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Quote by filthandfury
1. Spelling
2. Grammar

That's all you need to be rock and roll.


Last edited by jbridge90 at Jul 9, 2009,
#7
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

#8
1. There are no rules.
2. See above
...
10. If you are still reading this... Don't you get the message?! THERE ARE NO ROOLZ! :P
#10
Quote by lzcougarz3
Don't listen to Jaymz_515

Quote by Jaymz_515
1 - 9: Don't listen to paul1991.
10: Don't listen to lzcougarz3


PARADOX!!!!
#13
1. Once you hear the rules of the game you are playing the game.

I'm so sorry.
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Depression?

Kill it with Lysol.

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Some guy in a striped sweater stole all my hamburgers. **** was soooo not cash
#16
1. Rock out.
2. **** groupies.
3. Find a substance, become addicted.
4. Consume more alcohol than water.
5. Address the press and media as if they are inferior (because they are).
6. Respect the fans... by showing up late to shows.
7. If and when you become insanely popular, die.
8. You must, at some point, live out of a van.
9. Spend your gig cash on pointless **** or gear, nothing else.

And last but not least...

10. CROWD SURF.

done.
"You can drink an ugly chick hot, but you can’t drink a fat chick skinny."

Fender: HSS Stratocaster

Modulus: 1991 Q5

Peavey:158BASS
Marshall: MG30FDX
Acoustic: B200
#18
Quote by MasterOfCows
1. Once you hear the rules of the game you are playing the game.

I'm so sorry.

BELLEND!
#19
1. Thou shall realize that rock music is outdated and boring. Electronica/Post-Rock/Shoe-gaze is what all the cool kids listen too.

2. Thou shall end all obsessions and man crushs on Kirk Hammet, Slash, Herman Li, Dimebag Darrel, or any other "gretest geetah plahyer eva!"

3. Thou shall be educated, and succeed in school.

4. Thou shall use a condom, iDoser, and listen to music at a reasonable level according to the condition.

5. Thou shall use the power of music theory as well as playing "with heart". (Both in moderation).

6. Thou shall use the searchbar.

7. Thou shall not use a bandname/numbers/or a guitarist in a username.

8. Thou shall only use "Let Me Google That For You" sparingly. Its just not that funny.

9. Thou shall not calll any other form of music "crap" or "not real music", chances are if you do then you couldn't make that kind of music.

10. Thou shall leave this thread after posting a "" in reply to this message.
#20
Quote by JacobTheMe
1. Thou shall realize that rock music is outdated and boring. Electronica/Post-Rock/Shoe-gaze is what all the cool kids listen too.

2. Thou shall end all obsessions and man crushs on Kirk Hammet, Slash, Herman Li, Dimebag Darrel, or any other "gretest geetah plahyer eva!"

3. Thou shall be educated, and succeed in school.

4. Thou shall use a condom, iDoser, and listen to music at a reasonable level according to the condition.

5. Thou shall use the power of music theory as well as playing "with heart". (Both in moderation).

6. Thou shall use the searchbar.

7. Thou shall not use a bandname/numbers/or a guitarist in a username.

8. Thou shall only use "Let Me Google That For You" sparingly. Its just not that funny.

9. Thou shall not calll any other form of music "crap" or "not real music", chances are if you do then you couldn't make that kind of music.

10. Thou shall leave this thread after posting a "" in reply to this message.




*leaves

#21
Quote by JacobTheMe
1. Thou shall realize that rock music is outdated and boring. Electronica/Post-Rock/Shoe-gaze is what all the cool kids listen too.

2. Thou shall end all obsessions and man crushs on Kirk Hammet, Slash, Herman Li, Dimebag Darrel, or any other "gretest geetah plahyer eva!"

3. Thou shall be educated, and succeed in school.

4. Thou shall use a condom, iDoser, and listen to music at a reasonable level according to the condition.

5. Thou shall use the power of music theory as well as playing "with heart". (Both in moderation).

6. Thou shall use the searchbar.

7. Thou shall not use a bandname/numbers/or a guitarist in a username.

8. Thou shall only use "Let Me Google That For You" sparingly. Its just not that funny.

9. Thou shall not calll any other form of music "crap" or "not real music", chances are if you do then you couldn't make that kind of music.

10. Thou shall leave this thread after posting a "" in reply to this message.




*leaves thread*


Am I a rockstar now?
#22
Quote by JacobTheMe
1. Thou shall realize that rock music is outdated and boring. Electronica/Post-Rock/Shoe-gaze is what all the cool kids listen too.

2. Thou shall end all obsessions and man crushs on Kirk Hammet, Slash, Herman Li, Dimebag Darrel, or any other "gretest geetah plahyer eva!"

3. Thou shall be educated, and succeed in school.

4. Thou shall use a condom, iDoser, and listen to music at a reasonable level according to the condition.

5. Thou shall use the power of music theory as well as playing "with heart". (Both in moderation).

6. Thou shall use the searchbar.

7. Thou shall not use a bandname/numbers/or a guitarist in a username.

8. Thou shall only use "Let Me Google That For You" sparingly. Its just not that funny.

9. Thou shall not calll any other form of music "crap" or "not real music", chances are if you do then you couldn't make that kind of music.

10. Thou shall leave this thread after posting a "" in reply to this message.


*leaves*
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#23
Wow, are you writing the script of another Jack Black movie or something?
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
#24
Quote by Ganoosh
Wow, are you writing the script of another Jack Black movie or something?

I like Jack Black
#25
Quote by Ganoosh
Wow, are you writing the script of another Jack Black movie or something?




I thought I was the only person that found his scripts cheesy and 13 year old like.

#27
Quote by gizmodious
1. Rock out.
2. **** groupies.
3. Find a substance, become addicted.
4. Consume more alcohol than water.
5. Address the press and media as if they are inferior (because they are).
6. Respect the fans... by showing up late to shows.
7. If and when you become insanely popular, die.
8. You must, at some point, live out of a van.
9. Spend your gig cash on pointless **** or gear, nothing else.

And last but not least...

10. CROWD SURF.

done.



fuck yes man
#28
Quote by MasterOfCows
1. Once you hear the rules of the game you are playing the game.

I'm so sorry.


Quote by nigeltheginger
BELLEND!



RIP Tom Searle.
#29
#Don't bad mouth a band infront of one of their longstanding fans.. they will hurt you
_____
MUSE
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Quote by gillehy
Anyone agree there or am i on my own?
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#31
Quote by crazy8rgood
I like Jack Black



Sorry, but the "Ten Commandments of Rock" just sounds like something straight out of one of those terrible black jack movies where he expresses his desire to be a musician, in movie form.

It's kinda sad.
Today I feel electric grey
I hope tomorrow, neon black
#32
Quote by gillehy
#Don't bad mouth a band infront of one of their longstanding fans.. they will hurt you


Especially Nine Inch Nails.

Their fanbase is like a cult. (Im part of that cult.)
#33
Quote by JacobTheMe
Especially Nine Inch Nails.

Their fanbase is like a cult. (Im part of that cult.)

But, what bad could anybody say of the great NIN?
#34
1 Thou shalt learn at least 3 chords
2 Thou shalt bang thy groupies accordingly with a condom
3 Thou shalt not turn to the Pit for help (especially for homework)
4 Thou shalt know there are other music genres outside of metal
5 Thou shalt not need epic technical skill to be able to write an asskicking song
6 Thou shalt not be a fanboy/girl/hermaphrodite about anything
7 Thou shalt not diss any genres because chances are they are better than you
8 Thou shalt fap at least twice a day
9 Thou shalt punch retarded fans
10 Thou shalt lulz when mudkipz are present
#35
Quote by Hp312
Always use the Searchbar, this threads been done before
2) In Tyler we trust

^It's true.
I'm Tyler
#36
Quote by JacobTheMe
Especially Nine Inch Nails.

Their fanbase is like a cult. (Im part of that cult.)


The Tool fanbase IS a cult
#39
Quote by Lord Mudkipz
The Tool fanbase IS a cult


I've never met a Tool fan in real life. I've seen a person with a Tool shirt at my old school, but the kid just said "I don't know, my uncle got it to me for my birthday."

I never cared for them personally, they bore me. They are plenty talented though.
#40
1. play guitar
2. bang your head
3. ????????
4. PROFIT!!!
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I'm making an igloo in my backyard later and smoking a bong in it.
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