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#1
alright so i went out with this girl, and it was the first girl my parents knew about.

it was not a serious relationship at all right? a joke pretty much, yeah i know it was stupid whatever...

so now my mom keeps bringing it up and it pisses me off pretty bad, not that i just want to forget it, it's because my mom keeps acting like i actually liked her and that it was a big deal. Like she gets all excited about who i'm dating and wants a huge part of it.

for example, i was talking to my dad about some joke about women making sandwiches, and my mom says 'is that why she broke up with you?' goddamn it pisses me off.

so i just need a method to get my mom to shut up about my first girlfriend.

help me out here pit, you've always helped before...
#2
Kill her

Seriously, just ask her to ****ing stop.
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#4
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Punch that bitch in the ovaries.

DAMN YOU! I was gonna say EXACTLY that.
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#5
rape her
punch her in the ballsack
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alright so i went out with this girl, and it was the first girl my parents knew about.

it was not a serious relationship at all right? a joke pretty much, yeah i know it was stupid whatever...

so now my mom keeps bringing it up and it pisses me off pretty bad, not that i just want to forget it, it's because my mom keeps acting like i actually liked her and that it was a big deal. Like she gets all excited about who i'm dating and wants a huge part of it.

for example, i was talking to my dad about some joke about women making sandwiches, and my mom says 'is that why she broke up with you?' goddamn it pisses me off.

so i just need a method to get my mom to shut up about my first girlfriend.

help me out here pit, you've always helped before...



Lmao your mum is hillarious : for example, i was talking to my dad about some joke about women making sandwiches, and my mom says 'is that why she broke up with you?' goddamn it pisses me off.
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#7
"She was just some random person that really didn't impact my life, and most likely never will. Nothing personally against her, but it was just something short-term and meaningless".
Idk, I tried.
#8
tell her it was a dude in drag and that she has actually brought you up to be a queer-o-sexual
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#10
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Punch that bitch in the ovaries.

Why would he punch his girlfriend?
#13
Tell her to fuck off. You're 18, if she can't handle a little bit of foul language then she should grow up.
#15
Tell her you're going to slit her throat if she says one more word.
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**** her up the ass. Believe me, its the only way.


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#20
Id just tell her to stfu.... and drop it.
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#21
Tell her it was just a fling?
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#23
dude, just say the bitch wouldn't let you go all the way in. and that she only wanted 4 babies. express /only/ and /4/ like its a small amount of kids.
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#24
round house to the face
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#27
get another girlfriend, or rape
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#28
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tell her it was a dude in drag and that she has actually brought you up to be a queer-o-sexual

this

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#29
Next time you talk chicks with your mom around, be as NASTY AS POSSIBLE.

I'm talkin' salad-tossing-details gross. She'll be so disgusted she'll avoid the subject.

Start the conversation with: " So I stuck it in her butt, right? Then..." works like a charm.
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#32
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dude, just say the bitch wouldn't let you go all the way in. and that she only wanted 4 babies. express /only/ and /4/ like its a small amount of kids.

i think that would actually like encourage her.. like she'd get all excited about the idea of me having a bunch of kids... ahhhh

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i want to try this and see what she does. i'm sure she'd shut up.

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"She was just some random person that really didn't impact my life, and most likely never will. Nothing personally against her, but it was just something short-term and meaningless".
Idk, I tried.

you know i think that actually helped, thanks man. i might try something like that.

thanks everybody
#33
replace the old hag you didnt like with a real one
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#34
same situation here bro just tell her to stop
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#35
fap
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This is like saying you're not allowed to jerk off over the girl next door unless you have a license and written permission from her. Which, of course, is bullsh*t
#37
She'll get over it a little in time, but there's nothing you can do to make her stop completely. It's what moms are for.
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#38
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for example, i was talking to my dad about some joke about women making sandwiches, and my mom says 'is that why she broke up with you?' goddamn it pisses me off.

Say, "Nope. It's because I beat her."
#40
Step 1: Kill her
Step 2: Hide the body from your dad.
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