#1
All right, I have a couple:


A few months ago, my friend Ryan called me, and started some casual conversation. After about 5 minutes, he paused, then asked me " Hey dude do you wanna buy a sex doll by any chance?"

I was silent, then asked why.

He told me they're cheaper if you buy them in bulk


Also, a little while ago, my friends were walking in the park by our workplace on break. Somebody started humming the melody to Chocolate Rain, and after becoming annoyed, I shouted "BREAK IT DOWN"

He then began beatboxing, and I swear I sang almost the entire song pitch perfect with Tay Zonday (I didn't know all the lyrics, so I improv'd the last part with a bunch of repeated chorus')

At the time, we thought it was hilarious, but looking back it was a big "WTF" for me.

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#4
My friend told me he was bi and he wanted a three way with me and his girlfriend. He kept it up for a month 'till he said he was ****ing with me. Biggest WTF moment of my life. And he was dead serious about it. He got his gf to lie too.
#5
cool story bro.
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#9
I don't know? I don't hang out with people much. But it seems like whenever I do, I end up hanging out with their parents.
#10
One time we were sitting at lunch, and my friend says that I've been all of his first, then i was like wtf? The guy sitting beside me asks is it a boy or girl. That was a wtf moment for all of us.

Another one was, me and my friend were in the gym talking, having a normal conversation. Well, then he brings up something about his brother having about 36 gbs of porn on his computer and I was like wtf? and then we got into a conversation about porn and Im not gonna say what happend from there.......
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#11
My buddy Hutch doesn't have a deck in his car, so we tag team beat box, layering the beat and sounds.

Generally its horrible, other times its divine goodness. On a rare occasions its so awesome that it draws a WTF.

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One time we were sitting at lunch, and my friend says that I've been all of his first, then i was like wtf? The guy sitting beside me asks is it a boy or girl. That was a wtf moment for all of us.

Another one was, me and my friend were in the gym talking, having a normal conversation. Well, then he brings up something about his brother having about 36 gbs of porn on his computer and I was like wtf? and then we got into a conversation about porn and Im not gonna say what happend from there.......



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#13
My friend tried to get me drunk to have sex with me... ...seriously... wtf...
Shockingly... 4 guys I know became gay/bi for me... like... what the hell man... WHY?!
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My friend tried to get me drunk to have sex with me... ...seriously... wtf...
Shockingly... 4 guys I know became gay/bi for me... like... what the hell man... WHY?!


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Another one was, me and my friend were in the gym talking, having a normal conversation. Well, then he brings up something about his brother having about 36 gbs of porn on his computer and I was like wtf? and then we got into a conversation about porn and Im not gonna say what happend from there.......


That pretty much defeats the purpose of posting any of that.
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One time we were sitting at lunch, and my friend says that I've been all of his first, then i was like wtf? The guy sitting beside me asks is it a boy or girl. That was a wtf moment for all of us.

Another one was, me and my friend were in the gym talking, having a normal conversation. Well, then he brings up something about his brother having about 36 gbs of porn on his computer and I was like wtf? and then we got into a conversation about porn and Im not gonna say what happend from there.......

Lightweight. I had double that AFTER cutting down

Anywhom, last year I was taking the bus home with a mate, just having a casual conversation, when out of the blue he asked how my girlfriend is. As always, I made up a lie to avoid the mundane "she's fine", and he chuckled for a second before going back to the previous topic of conversation (it was about Dragonball Z, so I wasn't really paying attention). Then after a minute or so he looked me dead in the eye and said "so, when are the grandkids due?" I just had to stare at him blankly for a few seconds before I could even think of saying WTF

And on top of that, the woman in front of us turned around and said to my mate "I hope he pays more attention to his girlfriend in bed than he does to you in conversation" and then turned back around as if nothing had happened
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#17
Me and my friend were bunking school and then we saw this girl, couldnt be any older than 10 walking to school on her own. Bear in mind she was the only other person on this road. And out of NOWHERE he says 'why not?', at this point we had both stopped and i shouted 'All i can see is lil blond girl' and he said 'Pussy's pussy...'

Most awkward silence ensued all the way to school, i still look back and laugh so hard lol
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#18
One time in the middle of class, a buddy of mine just whips out a picture of a man with a vag. I was like wtf. But to this day it remains the greatest thing I have ever seen. no homo of course.
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#19
Couple years ago at school my buddy was drunk and was eating some tator tot or whatever the hell at lunch and said: "ewww..its like a twinkie without the good!"

lulz and wtf's ensued
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#21
This was some time ago when i walked with a close friend in our town, we walked quiet for a while and then we both started to sing on a song(which one i dont remember) on the same time, we just started to sing on a random part in the song at the same time.

Another one is when we had smoked some weed, it was really late at night and we was going to go home when we saw a mime artist sitting quiet on a bench, just sitting there. Hehe we got freaked out

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#23
when me and my girl friend were stoned and doing it i actually stuck it in her butt "accidentally"..... then she said leave it in

awesome but a supreme 12 minutes akwardness afterwards followed by hysterics a shower and more pot, ahhhhh good times

wasnt as great as i thought it would be
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One time we were sitting at lunch, and my friend says that I've been all of his first, then i was like wtf? The guy sitting beside me asks is it a boy or girl. That was a wtf moment for all of us.

Another one was, me and my friend were in the gym talking, having a normal conversation. Well, then he brings up something about his brother having about 36 gbs of porn on his computer and I was like wtf? and then we got into a conversation about porn and Im not gonna say what happend from there.......

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Quote by soulrocker95
One time we were sitting at lunch, and my friend says that I've been all of his first, then i was like wtf? The guy sitting beside me asks is it a boy or girl. That was a wtf moment for all of us.

Another one was, me and my friend were in the gym talking, having a normal conversation. Well, then he brings up something about his brother having about 36 gbs of porn on his computer and I was like wtf? and then we got into a conversation about porn and Im not gonna say what happend from there.......


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My friend tried to get me drunk to have sex with me... ...seriously... wtf...
Shockingly... 4 guys I know became gay/bi for me... like... what the hell man... WHY?!


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