#1
wtf if wrong with eating sour cream?
short story time .
so im at home when all of a sudden i get hungry so i decide to eat.
nothing weird right?
so make food and as im adding sour cream my dad says dont eat sour cream its bad for you but he says it in a low voice as in a way so that noone hears...
I wanted to ask him why but i said nah...
mainly because if i would of told him why it would of gave him the idea that he knows some thing that i dont... and we just cant have that now can we?
so i can to UG for help wth wrong with it?
post any believes and or stupid myths...
#2
if you eat too much of it you'll get a stomach ache...that's about as far as i know.

it's kind of like eating too much fruit, your stomach will start to hurt.
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#4
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if you eat too much of it you'll get a stomach ache...that's about as far as i know.

it's kind of like eating too much fruit, your stomach will start to hurt.

the worst i can think of is acne... but that might be an urban legend.
#5
Your dad is actually a homophobic. He believes that by you eating the sour cream, you are in turn acting homosexual.

This does not please you father.


He is disappoint.
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#6
Okay, The Pit needs some serious story telling lessons...


That was poorly crafted.
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#8
It's alright on tacos & stuff
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#9
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Your dad is actually a homophobic. He believes that by you eating the sour cream, you are in turn acting homosexual.

This does not please you father.


He is disappoint.

lol
#10
It's high in fat.
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#11
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#12
Quote by AEROTROOPER159
wtf if wrong with eating sour cream?
short story time .
so im at home when all of a sudden i get hungry so i decide to eat.
Weird right?
so make food and as im adding sour cream a huge ****ing crab bursts through the wall. So I'm all like "Boosh" and then "Boooosh". So I killed him right? But then he gets all his hardshelled buddies to try and come and **** me up. So this turtle breaks through my door right? So I just slapped him with my dick a bunch. Then I flew around and some ****. And then I ****ed my dad in the ass. After that, we cooked the crab and ate him with sour cream. My dad said it is bad.
so i came to UG for help. Why is it bad?
post any believes and or stupid myths...


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#13
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Okay, The Pit needs some serious story telling lessons...


That was poorly crafted.

you wanna give lessons?
#15
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you wanna give lessons?


Oh, god no.
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#16
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That was boring.....

Hahahaha. But that was funny so it all worked out for everyone but you.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

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#17
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#18
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Okay, The Pit needs some serious story telling lessons...


what about that guy with the prestige story? laughed my ass off
#19
Sour cream = ****

Just saying.
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#20
Quote by OzarkMDaredevil
That was boring.....

I dont see why you came to this thread thinking sour cream was going to be exciting...
#21
Quote by Waterboy799
if you eat too much of it you'll get a stomach ache...that's about as far as i know.

it's kind of like eating too much fruit, your stomach will start to hurt.


If you eat too much of anything, your stomach will hurt.


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